Cousband

When you marry your cousin then he becomes your cousband

Yeah, thats my cousband. Don't ask any questions.

by BeepBoopBopBopBeepBoop July 9, 2020

cousband

A cousin who is also your husband.

Clara met her cousband at a NASCAR race.

by MistressDonnaoftheDark June 25, 2010

Cousband

When your cousin is also your husband.

Hey, ma. Have you seen me cousband? He was just with uncle-dad.

by LeifWarren January 17, 2023

Cousband

Your cousin's husband (who is really nothing to you legally but deserves a good name)

My second cousin is the daughter of my cousin and cousband.

by cpagan66 October 24, 2014

Cousand

Cousand means you married your wife's first cousin.

Cousin-in-law: I'm a Cousand.

by Sakurakage May 15, 2021

Cousband

When a woman marries her cousin...eww.

My cousin Sue-Ellen married my other cousin Jim-Bob. She says he is the best Cousband a girl could want, and PLUS she does not even have to change her name!

by sharty79 May 7, 2009

coupland

Like to touch peoples moms

and he sleeps with little children

by good guy December 12, 2003