Special Constable

A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.

Michael - a special constable

by Michael November 29, 2004

Fourtable

When you want to make sure of something for the fourth time

Are you double sure? Are you triple sure? Are you fourtable sure?

by Myenglishisbad July 2, 2020

constable

A low rank police officer.

The constable shook Paige, and asked her if she had been drinking.

by Morgan T. May 5, 2006

Special Constable

A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.

To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.

Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.

The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?

Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!

by Paul November 29, 2004

Courticles

One that is gay and or looks like a slutty bird.

Eww did you see that courticles? yeah she is soo slutty and looks like a bird.

by lilyusk123 April 11, 2011

coitable

A friendly despcription of someone being seen as an acceptable potential partner for coitus.
See also shagalicious, fuckable

Our new colleague is quite a coitable one indeed.

by Dr. Ed Handsome May 20, 2014

constable bukkake

An anchor man In a circle jerk, the event organizer at a strictly all male bukkake party, usually someone named BORIS

Has constable bukkake arrived yet? I'm ready for the party.

by BeastFun January 21, 2018