couric 

The international weight unit by which "craps" are measured. Equivalent to 2.5 pounds.

Randy Marsh's crap weighed 8.6 courics, but Bono's weighed 9.5.

couric by BrentinKC October 27, 2007

couric 

The weight measurement system used by Switzerland to weigh people's shit.

"Dubin ate Chipotle every meal for 2 straight weeks and shat a pooper that weighed 6.7 couric's"

couric by Got Em October 28, 2007

couric 

Otherwise known as "Kurich". A Kurich/Couric is a unit of weight equal to 2.578 pounds, or 1.169 kilogram. This unit of weight is used by the European Fecal Standards And Measurements to measure the weight of feces. This term was made popular by South Park Episode 1009: More Crap.

The current record is 2.6346 Kurichs/courics, confirmed on 2/15/2006 in Austria.

couric by Super Spic October 30, 2007

Couric 

Unit of measurement equal to 2.5 pounds of excrement. Must be verified by the European Fecal Standards and Measurement board located in Zurich.

Dude I just took a crap that weighed at least 4 courics.

Couric by Lopier October 28, 2007

couric 

A unit of human fecal measurement. One Couric is approximately 2.5lbs of human fecal material.

Stan's dad takes what he believes is a record-breaking sized bowel movement, so he calls for an official weigh in by officials at the office of European Fecal Standards and Measurements in Zurich. The official unit of measurement is a Couric, named for the CBS news anchor, Katie Couric.

Bro 1:Dude! I just totally took a 4 Couric dump!!!

Bro 2: Whatever man, Bill Reilly talks that out of his mouth almost ever weeknight.

couric by skeeterorama November 7, 2007

couric 

2.5 pounds, the measurement of human poop.

katie couric is equal to one couric.

couric by brennnnzzz November 29, 2007

Couric 

The standard measurement of feces. 1 lb.= 2.5 c

I swear I took a crap that had to have been atleast 7 courics!

Couric by Bigworm1591 October 27, 2007