couric

2.5 pounds, the measurement of human poop.

katie couric is equal to one couric.

by brennnnzzz October 30, 2007

couric

A Couric is a measurement of fecal matter which was highlighted
in an episode of Southpark. It is believed that the common denominator of all conversation can be boiled down to poo thus is very helpful to know the proper units of measurement.

16 (Ann)currys = 1 (Jane)pauly
16 paulies = 1 (Katie)couric
7 courics = 1 (Al)roker
14 rokers = 1 (Meridith)vieira
28 vieira = 1 (Matt)laurer
112 laurers = 1 (Gene)shalit
364 shalits = 1 (Deborah)norville
2240 norvilles = 1 (Bryant)gumbel

a unit of measurement of something of no value or worth, measurement of something that is pointless much like the content of morning news programs. Most countries use the simpler decimalised system of measurement

100 (Joan) lundens = 1 (Charles)gibson
1000 gibsons = 1 (Dianne) sawyer

by EL-MT April 05, 2008

couric

A unit of measurement that equals 2.5 per (Katie) Couric.

Bono was the largest record of courics.

by Zakkk October 11, 2007

couric

A unit of measurement used to weigh turds

Bono's dump weighed 9.2 courics

by KeepNitReal October 15, 2007

couric

A unit of measure for human feces, where one couric equals 2.5 pounds.

Holy Shit! I just crapped a 4 Couric.

by Metal850 October 15, 2007

couric

A measurement scale that is used to measure the weight of human feces. Each couric is approximately 2.5 pounds of human crap.

I took the biggest crap last night. It must have been 2 courics!!

by noved October 11, 2007

couric

The sound a heart makes when breaking.

I could totally hear a couric coming from Colbert when he found out that he was lied to by none other than Katie Couric.

by Zuhair August 25, 2007