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Couple

A couple is a pair of two people as boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriend and boyfriend, girlfriend and girlfriend. A couple loves each other deeply and tell each other everything. Good couples don't lie to each other and tell each other how they feel, but bad couples can keep secrets from each other. A couple doesn't have any standard rules, it's just what works best for the two.
OMG!!! Amelia and Evan are such a cute couple together.

WOW! Gavin and Amelia are such a bad couple, their relationship is really toxic.
by TheTruthfulDefentions October 2, 2020
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Couple of Cards

A pair of buds that like to hang out together.
(Dan as Leo): *stands next to Vincent(Arin)*
Arin: Look at us Leo, a couple of cards.
by pseu-odonkayeo1179 February 20, 2020
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Gross couple

the couple that makes you vomit. they are always together so they are no longer two seperate people but one single entity. They also like to advertise their "love" every chance they get (like on facebook). also they are commonly under the illusion they are going to get married. they make you wonder if they wipe eachothers asses after taking a dump.

its just gross.
ewwww.... and they were so fun before they started dating... now they are just a Gross couple
by SillyGoose90 June 28, 2010
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coupledom

The world and realm of relationships and the experiences related to them, excluding those of polygamists.
"They are just the cutest pair in the history of coupledom!"

"She's only my third girlfriend, I really haven't got this coupledom thing figured out yet."
by dget March 8, 2009
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machine gun couple

A machine gun couple is a interracial couple, especially between a white woman and a black man, but it can be between any races. The use of the word machine gun instead of any gun is partially inspired by Jacob Zuma singing that he will shoot the boer with the machine gun
Yuck. I see a machine gun couple between some black guy and a white woman. Ben, do you have my machine gun? I need to shoot them.
by HandleBrake12 August 3, 2019
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couple drops

When someone is so excited about something that they jizz in their pants, but not completely. Only a couple of drops come out instead of a full orgasm.
"You saw a double rainbow? Did you jizz your pants?"
"No. Couple drops though."
by Johnny San November 12, 2011
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Boring Couple Syndrome

Boring Couple Syndrome (BCS), also know as Isolationship Syndrome is a terrible condition that can affect couples of of all kinds, with prevalence and severity increasing proportional to the longevity of their relationship.

The condition is caused by the members of the couple no longer feeling the need to go out and socialise or do anything fun, as they are content to just spend time with each other. In time this can manifest itself as BCS. Common symptons include neglecting friends, social activities and anything remotely fun or exciting, coupled with increasingly reclusive behaviour which in turn can lead to a gradual loss of personality and glazed over eyes as they die slowly inside
Single Person: Hey you guys coming to the karaoke night tonight?

Couple: Well hmmm we totally would but, we're just like so tired n stuff and urm it's probably best if we like save our money and stuff as we have soooo many things to do tomorrow, maybe some other time though (or any other generic BS excuse)

Single Person: Man your Boring Couple Syndrome is getting worse guys! :(
by MinesweeperBoozeswiper December 29, 2012
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