Counterfriends

An alternative and perhaps superior definition is from a business or work setting.

Counterfriends are those coworkers or supervisors you secretly hate but who have no idea how you really feel. Usually a Counterfriend has some obnoxious or dangerous quality, yet for whatever reason, it's not a good strategy to antagonize them.

To avoid serving prison time for murder, I approach all my Counterfriends with misdirection and kindness.

by edx500 October 20, 2011

counterdare

the response to completing a dare

Guy: i dare you to drink a cup full of ketchup
Girl: Why?
Guy: IDK
Girl: Okay
Guy: that was pretty gross
Girl: My turn, I counterdare you to pour ketchup all over your chest

by GBONE93 June 9, 2011

Counterfate

something purchased that is knowingly not legitimate and has potential to be very harmful.

Bro1- Hey bro I just got this awesome dab cart, you want to try it?
Bro2- No bro, don't you care about your health? I've been trying to tell you them things is counterfate

by Prxoject April 16, 2019

counterrevolutionary

What someone is called in a communist country when they show the slightest sign of dissent.

That person tried to start a petition in China.... counterrevolutionary!

by unnamed8479 May 25, 2021

Counterfriends

Fake friends. People who pretend to be your friends, but are actually back-stabbing nemeses. The word is derived from "counterfeit" and "friends."

"I thought Shakwandra and Alvin had my back, until I found out they were both sleeping with my boyfriend."

"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"

by CrazyJay October 20, 2011

Counterfeiters

Men who fit kitchen counters

"hey look at me im a counterfeiters bitch!"

by Liana not a chav April 1, 2008

counterfeiter

A craftsman who specializes in sizing and installing kitchen cabinets. Unfortunately, they charge outlandishly.

Wow, those counterfeiters make a lot of money!

by concentrated oj February 20, 2008