Coulsonated

The action of acting like Mike Coulson, a legendary man of God with renewed youth and strength to run circles around men in their prime while performing physical Labor. Excelling in any type of work requiring you to Man-Up(ie tearing down walls, building stuff, carrying heavy things, etc.).

1-"Did you see Anderson working at the church yesterday in the youth room?"

"Yeah, he Coulsonated those huge speaker cabinets; He had one in each hand and grabbed the door for Pastor Barb to come in!"

2-Chuck Norris sleeps in Mike Coulson pajamas.

by CarryingDaily April 1, 2010

colonist

One of a group of people sent by one civilization to another land for the purposing of "civilizing" the civilization that is already there, under the assumption that the existing civilization is not civilized. See bigot and racism.

Europeans thought that having more powerful weapons and larger armies, (see army), made them more civilized than anyone else, so they sent colonists to bring all the other civilizations down to their level.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

coulsonification

the act of pleasuring through repetitive licking motions along with various fingering activities around the rimmed out anal region of your best friend's father then later discussing the previous actions over a soothing chocolate milkshake.

Eric was immensely refreshed after his recent coulsonification with Chris' father.

by Bald Fish May 5, 2006

Colonists

THOSE PEOPLE WHO BEAT THAT SUPERPOWER ASS OF THE ‘UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND’ IN THE 1700’s oh and also HAMILTON!

King George:😒Are you fruking kidding me THOSE WERE MY COLONISTS

Me:NOPE NOW GO DIE!

by IMAFRUKINGOTAKU April 22, 2018

couponist

When someone likes everything free in a coupon. Or someone addicted to coupon use

Andrew is such a couponist. He never misses the pages in the magazines. he's such an addict

by Mr Mina April 15, 2015

Cousinist wismo

A way of expressing any happy emotion between cousins and they'll know what the expression is through the powers of cousinist wismo.

Cousin 1. Hey sup
Cousin 2. NM you
Cousin 1. Cousinist wismo
Cousin 2. YASS

by Zanmander January 2, 2019

colsonests

a girl who has a god complex and isn't welcome on EST twitter, don't forget that she invented the color pink and literally owns every single picture of colson.

1: wait, who invented the color pink?
2: it's colsonests duh

by cactuspie January 23, 2021