Colombian Surprise

When someone takes a dump on top of the toilet lid, leaving a surprise for the next person.
Originated in Colombia.

My girlfriend left me a Colombian Surprise this morning! I made her clean it up.

by Dominguez 396 November 30, 2013

Colombia Effect

The Colombia Effect is a theory that suggests Colombian women have a superior convincing ability to make a man like them.

Guy: "I dont know what it is about that colombian girl I started dating, but I fell for her."

Friend: "Dude its the Colombia Effect"

by PeterTosh December 15, 2011

Colombian minute

(noun) A Colombian minute is equal to about six minutes in real time to anyone not from Colombia.

My Colombian friend Dan is always running late. When he says he will be there "in ten minutes" you have about an hour to kill since he means Colombian minutes.

by gtbarry October 23, 2008

colloidicalateral

kol-oid-iki-LAT-er-ul

-adjective
1. relating to, occurring on, or involving any purely invented and and yet unreal knowledge of epic significance.

Origin:
2010.09.25 <GK koll ( a ) glue + -oidikilateral

-Related forms:
colloidicalaterally, adverb
colloidicity, noun

Tony's assumed profundity ejaculated with "Maile, you should recreate this photograph in the same location, so as to colloidicalaterally contrast the space before and after the flood damage and restoration. By the way, I am Salvinian."

by Sporlan Orange September 26, 2010

Colombian Handshake

When you sand down a man’s fingers in front of his family

She gave him a nasty Colombian handshake!

by Chofu June 12, 2020

Colloquium

A way in which the honors college makes you their slave. Often, newbie freshman are hunted first, and forced to go into the ghettos of buffalo. Then, they have to write papers on their horrifying experiences. Often, students are hospitalized because of the traumatizing effects.

Colloquium

by honorscollegeslave December 1, 2010

Cologne Guy

A guy that wears way too much cologne, from brands like Michael Jordan and Calvin Klein. He is often referred to as Glove or Button. Cologne Guy thinks he is so tough, and is an expert at martial arts. But his weakness his tapping him on his forehead. He is a ginger, and his cologne smells like ginger. It also smells like octopus juice. He is a master at football, and can play all of the positions. He thinks that Nike Football is actually football, when it's really soccer, and follows it on Facebook. He has a striking resemblance to Michael Martinez. He enjoys cologne showers, and his cologne zone exceeds 325 feet.

Michael Pirenoglu Cologne Moose cologne shower cologne zone cologne hipster cologne guy

by glovebutton February 18, 2014