Couchy

A word used to describe something or someone completely dank and/or hot/stoney.

That dude is sooooo f*ckin couchy!
I like your hat, it's super couchy.

by Mama Saraswati June 19, 2012

couchi

The plural form of "couch", which is defined as anything included in the same family of furniture as sofa, loveseat, but excluding chair-and-a-half. This alternative spelling of the plural form is a direct result of the increasing use of the "i" suffix to many words in elite engineering institutes and universities in classes. The more couchi, the better.

That house has 4 couchi facing the big screen tv. It's so dank!!!

by The Brofessor February 20, 2009

Couchie

Another term for Blanket

I bought a couchie for my son yesterday. It was like my couchie when I was younger.

by Marinne April 9, 2019

Couchy

Sland for being lazy

Damn I'm not goin tonight, I'm feelin' a little couchy

by B.O.G. October 23, 2003

Couchie

Someone who sleeps on their parents couch until they’re 40 years old because they’re a loser!

Bro Cameron loves to be his moms couchie boy, and she’s almost 80 years old now! What a loser

by Bb _ats April 1, 2019

Couchy

Couch-like in quality; soft and/or comfortable.

My girlfriend likes to rest her head on my stomach. She says that I'm couchy.

by TheBaldOneMpls April 25, 2005

couchie cap

when you melt wax from a candle then pour it over and in a vagina to harden it shut

erinn was talkin shit so blake whipped out his candle and gave that bitch a couchie cap

by mc3yee December 29, 2010