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Cortney

A woman who you can either lust, or love. She is easy to lust. All men, and even most women, can't help but turn their heads as she passes by... If you lust her the sound of her voice will stun you, the sight of her beauty will blind you, the taste of her lips will poison you, her fragrant scent will send you into a coma, and the warmth of her touch will cripple you... for she can magnetize all 5 senses.
She is not an easy woman to love, but if you are one of the lucky few to love her, then life becomes much more than the 5 senses. She will strip you of any armor that you may have, leaving you feeling vulnerable and unsure... until the sound of her voice awakens you, until the sight of her beauty opens your eyes, until the taste of her lips heals you, until her fragrant scent gives you a high, and until the warmth of her touch gives you life... only then do you feel the sixth sense of Love. She becomes your armor, she becomes your life. She will re-define everything you thought the meaning of the word Love is to you. She is very beautiful to behold.
I experienced life the best way you can... with Cortney.
by have a few February 7, 2010
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coney island

Totally awesome. I love it cause it's so original and raw. what other rollercoaster has been going since 1927? And the Wonder Wheel is ever older. Everything in Coney is rooted in Coney... and then it spread outward to the virgin world.
"It takes like a fuckin' hour to get to Coney Island."
"It's so worth it."
by *Bee* September 2, 2008
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Coney Hall

A village in south east London populated with many different species. It is densely populated with chavs in the Queensway district, along with wild dog walkers in the heart field areas. At the heart of the village lies the co op, a place where many residents go and steal food. It is an extremely dangerous neighbourhood and anyone who visits should be very aware of their surroundings and cautious. It’s bordered by the extremely chavy hayes, the wealthy West Wickham, and the abandoned Keston.
Anybody who wishes to visit Coney Hall must be extremely aware and cautious
by spicyboi10012 May 3, 2018
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Cold Coney

When your girl chews on a buncha Peppermint Altoids before she give you head. Often results in a cool, tingly feeling. Be aware: NEVER try to perform a "Cold Coney" with Cinnamon Altoids. This is baaad.
Dude 1: "Last night my girl totally gave me a cold coney."
Dude 2: "Wow."
Dude 1: "Yeah i know, i totally pissed ice cubes."
Dude 2: "High- five!"
by Clark D. March 8, 2008
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Coney Island cyclone

An extreme power blumpkin utilizing the chemical reaction of Mentos and Diet Coke.

Ingredients: Mentos, 1 liter bottle of Diet Coke, enema bag, surgical glove, KY jelly, a willing female participant

Step 1: Use a Mentos as a suppository (surgical glove and
KY jelly optional)
Step 2: Proceed to fill your enema bag with Diet Coke
Step 3: Gentlemen, start your blumpkins!!!
Step 4: As climax approaches, insert enema wand and squeeze
bag converting blumpkin to power blumpkin.
Step 5: Take cover. (Due to immediate chemical reactions
that will ensue.)
Step 6: The enema bag having mixed with the Mentos should
fly out of your sphincter and jettison around the
bathroom like a cyclone spewing a geyser of soda
and fecal matter.
"Nicole's parents disowned her after they found that their house had been hit by the dreaded Coney Island cyclone."

(Her boyfriend had Taco Bell for lunch earlier that day.)
by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin November 4, 2006
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Cortney

Cortney is too many times mistaken as Courtney, Kourtney, etc. Cortney is kind and loving, though may have some opposing thoughts on why the color red is favorable. She is a fun person, and a great companion when it comes to it. She's fun loving, and artistic in more than one sense. Don't bug a Cortney or she might freak out on you (req. citation). Cortney's tend to have beautiful eyes and smiles, and damn-soft hair. When you encounter a Cortney DO NOT try flirting, she won't be interested, but she'll be friendly. Act as a friend but don't hide your self, you want to be as much of you as possible. Though you might not succeed in wooing her, you can end up as great friends with a good future.
Guy: "Hey, Cortney"
Cortney: "Hey {guy}"
Guy: "Beautiful weather here, though you're much nicer to be with"
Cortney: *Looks a little uncomfortable* "Ummm, thanks"
Guy: *Feeling stupid* "Wait, that didn't make much sense"
Cortney: *Playfully* "I noticed, though you shouldn't try too hard to think about it, you might get a headache"
by Xenospheric Enterprise August 16, 2011
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