crotched

In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.

"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."

by PunkyBrookster March 5, 2013

shit couched

When you're so intoxicated that you pass out butt naked on the couch.

My boy Nike was shit couched last semester and my other boy got a picture of that shit!

by J-Boogz Nestis May 1, 2009

You Just Got Coached

when one person mentally destroys another (or in some cases a group of people) with a series of logical statements of pure awesomeness. In most cases the person who just had a mental bulldozer run through his head is usually left so mind blown that they are left speechless for minutes. When this happens, an observer of this amazing deed will state that the now mentally scared human-being has just been coached.

person 1: "Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass any day of the week. He even beat him in Enter the Dragon"
person 2: "Look that was a mov--"
person 1: "Yeah but--"
person 2: "Shut up I'm talking. Bruce Lee may have beat Chuck Norris in a movie but Chuck Norris beat God, and as we all now God beat Bruce Lee"
person 1: "..............."
person 3: "You Just Got Coached"

by el Epico January 16, 2012

pinchy cooched

When an individual becomes pissed off about something, extremely angry.

Sarah became pinchy cooched after Jason told her to stop being so fucking nosey.

by StephyJ October 28, 2007

Couched

Another "-ed" word for getting drunk.

Created August 2009 in Chicago, Illinois.

"Man, we got so couched on Keystone Light the other weekend. First drunk night at college!"

by KaylaNB August 29, 2009

Couched

When you ask a girl if you can spend the night at her house (with the hope of getting in the bed) but she puts you on the couch.

"I spent the night at her house"
Whaaaaat??!! You slept with her?
(With shame) "I slept on the couch"
HAHAHAHA!!! You got COUCHED!!!!

by Cousin P December 18, 2013

Couched it

Not going out on an evening when expected to.

The act of staying in and being lazy, laying on the couch watching movies

person 1, what did u do tonight?

person 2, Couched it

by leeeeeno August 6, 2011