cotch

'do you wanna play some ball?'
'nah man i just wanna cotch'
by Mini Monty June 06, 2003
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Cotch

"not cumin out man im cotchin"
by Paddy September 28, 2003
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cotching

the art of sitting in your room all day doing activies such as looking on youtube, wanking, pissing in your sink and generaly wasting your life away, something that gary loves to do.
Daz : What are you doing gary?
Gary : Cotching.
Daz : Oh.
by Darryl Barkwill November 24, 2008
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Cotch

to relax, sit or sleep. from the french "se coucher".
by Richard Osmond October 18, 2003
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COTCH

Cotching is just sit in front of television, food prepration needs to be made with drinks and either watch a movie or play games on a console, at the same time have a laptop next to you so you can chat and a phone to speak on

simples.
"Oi Masoud you on a cotching tings"
"Bruv im bareee on cotchinn tomorrow"
"EXTREEEMEE COTCH"
by Olsmhuman March 16, 2010
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cotch

also a good place to sit.
"this is a damn good cotch.. someone bil up"
by ga December 17, 2003
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cotch

Regional term for a tool of the male variety. A dude who seriously overcompensates, typically without knowing it. A more offensive poser, with heavier narcissism to the point of parody. Also very heavy on the "alpha" complex. Can possibly be traced to definitions 6 and 7 of "Kotch."
I lost a lot of respect for her when I met her cotch boyfriend.
by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006
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