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corpo-rat

An offshoot of the word “corporate,” a derogatory term for someone who works for a big business and/or corporation and is just another “rat in the race.”

An easy way to spot a corpo-rat is through their use of corpospeak, a pretentious jargon of weighty adjectives put next to simple nouns.

Popularized by the game “Cyberpunk 2077.” Often refers to someone who works in a cubicle making six figures, yet is a vapid yuppie with no prospects outside of an already declining career, and is ultimately, an unhappy mess one takeout order away from a stroke.
“Kerry: Gonna drag a corpo-rat on stage, make him kneel, douse him with gasoline, then light ‘im up?”
by dona sweet February 20, 2022
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corpo trash

Corpo trash is anything that serves corporate ends to the detriment of the working class. A corpo trash person is obliviously subservient to corporate ends. If you consume without critique, you may find yourself to be corpo trash.
All these corpo trash cultists uncritically consuming the advertising being fed to them by their corpo trash devices. This is why we can't have nice things.
by 420anarchy69 May 19, 2023
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Corpo-pilled

Heavy bias towards corporations, often as a result of mindless indulgence of corporate propaganda. They differ from bootlickers in that, while bootlickers defend billionaires because they expect special treatment, corpo-pilled people do it because they simply believe in it.
Guy A: You see Josh's tweet about how piracy is theft?
Guy B: Yeah that guy is full blown corpo-pilled
by Austinthehuman1 June 21, 2023
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Corpo Minion

A compound of Corpo and Minion:
Corpo - The lifepath of working at FAANG companies.
Minon - Just a minion tanking turret, who will never be remembered as Faker or Chovy.

e.g. That guy that just transferred from LinkedIn to Apple to Facebook.
PersonA: How's the corpo minion life treating you? What's Tim's asshole taste like?
Corpo Minion: I work at Facebook now.
PersonA: Oh, how's Zuck's asshole taste compared to Tim's?
Corpo Minion: You want me to restart as the Street Kid?
PersonA: Nah, its too late. You might as well wait to NewGame+ at this point.
by FireSourcery September 20, 2022
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Corpo slop

Derogatory term for business jargon, often found in the form of uninspired corporate communications that prioritize business buzzwords over any meaningful substance.
Similar to AI Slop, but unfortunately commonly generated by humans instead of algorithms.
1. "Synergy-driven paradigm shifts are key to unlocking our organization's full potential and driving sustainable growth"
2. The company's latest mission statement was a perfect example of corpo slop
by hausken March 24, 2025
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habeas corpo

When you have sufficient receipts to prove your moronic corporate coworker is full of shit
They're not going to fire that twat manager Karen unless we have Habeas Corpo
by BadReligion42 October 5, 2021
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Compost in her cooch

A very fertile woman who gets pregnant easily.
Knocked that bitch up again! Girl’s got compost in her cooch!”
by Montreal Mattitude May 19, 2019
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