Coronageddon

The near-certain, end-of-times condition created either by the actual COVID-19 virus or the massive social, financial and political devastation generated on the back of global hysteria.

Get'cher fresh limes and beachwear ready!

Coronageddon is upon us!
Wait! What? It's a virus?

by YAWA March 12, 2020

CORONAed

When an event, or other plans get cancelled because of the COVID-19 virus (more widely, and incorrectly, referred to as the "coronavirus") in one word, you can say they got CORONAed.

We were super hyped for E3 this year but it got CORONAed.

The Toronto Raptors are NBA champs for 2 years running because the NBA season got CORONAed in 2020.

by Poutination March 15, 2020

Coronalized

A bourgeois word for “infected,” which may sound like being colonized by an army of invisible deadly coronaviruses.

Guesstimate how many diehard Trumpublicans and QAnonists could have avoided being coronalized in 2021 had they religiously or selflessly gone for their shot.

by MathPlus October 2, 2021

coronadoed

When you spend a year with total douchebags in a combat zone.

I got coronadoed in Afghanistan for 12 months.

by Brailsford December 17, 2008

coronaed

Fucked over, screwed, denied, impaired or otherwise negatively effected by the Coronavirus.

I got really coronaed--hard--when I lost my job.

by Jack-YeeYee March 23, 2020

Coronaed

" When someone gets infected with COVID-19."

1: " Did you hear that dude got infected with corona virus"
2: " Damn he got coronaed"

by Spinachcurry March 10, 2020

coronafreude

noun

Akin to schadenfreude, coronafreude is the pleasure derived by someone from another person contracting Coronavirus disease (COVID-19)

President Trump barely contained his coronafreude when remarking "Romney's in isolation? Gee, that's too bad" after learning that Mitt Romney was in quarantine after testing positive for COVID-19.

US Senate Democrats were practically bursting with coronafreude upon discovering that pandemic-denying Republican Senators in quarantine risk losing their majority advantage.

by Ed in SF March 24, 2020