cornelled

to flick another mans dick and/or send a pic of your dick to another man

jack cornelled me the other day.

by noahman December 10, 2010

Colwelled

To go out on the town dressed like a male model, hit on anything with fake tits, get numbers from the fake tits and proceed to never call them.

I colwelled all last night

by Jon Scragg February 1, 2008

Chris cornelled

Doing the same thing that a friend did years later but in a less memorable way.

Shit kid, he Chris cornelled that, Frank did that 10 years ago but it was a lot cooler when Frank did it.

by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018

Cornelled

To provide a family member or other relation with a restricted facebook profile for some corny or illicit reason, such as hiding drug use or other illegal activity, or to avoid being mocked for dating ugly women.

I was checking Facebook and it turns out he cornelled me.

by FusionMonkey December 20, 2010

cornwell

Known for their incredibly good noses. Love mechanicle devices such as master mixers and even gas stoves. Don't enjoy the outside much as there is a hereditary disease that makes them sensitive to the sun. Prefer spending time fixing their motor cycles and complaining about their car engines.

"That guy won't stop talking about how his car broke down.... He must be a cornwell"

by aussiehands October 28, 2020

Corwelled

When someone receives something from a Corwell that completely messes them up, sending them into an unforgettable (or regrettable) experience.

• “Dude, I wasn’t ready for last night. Corwell brought those drinks, and I’ve never seen colors like that before.”
• “Bro, you look wrecked. What happened?”
“I got Corwelled.”
• “Every time Corwell shows up, things go from 0 to 100 real quick.”

by TacomanATK November 23, 2024

Conmelled

A prostitute who's number-one grudge is about never having been abducted by aliens, or being the victim of a government conspiracy.

Abid: "I conmelled you in the back of a spaceship."

by Nelly had a smelly November 22, 2010