Cornjacked

the act of eating tonnes of corn and laxatives the night before a sexual act, consumating the sexual act and then spraying your partners walls with crap and corn - giving a cornjack effect.

I cornjacked this biatch last night!

The infamous Cornjack is soon to tour the USA.

by Cornjack August 4, 2008

cockjockey

a prostitute

In Atlantic City,one hits the casinos, has a few drinks and

then finds a hot cockjockey to round out the night.

by A.Nuss March 27, 2012

cornmonkey

a monkey that has snuck its way into Canada via corn hopper rail car. It lives in the newly created "ethanol factory" eco system and is constantly disrupting production

That cornmonkey should not be living here, how did it get from mexico to Canada

by CornMonkey October 18, 2008

cockjockey

A little alien that rides on a penis(like a pony) and enjoys semen in his butty butt butt.

look at that cockjockey ride that penis, he looks mighty content might I add!

by Paperboy corpse June 3, 2003

Corndonkey

A Corndonkey is when cum covers the dick and dries.

"Yeah man, I was pounding this chick and she fucking cummed all over my dick. We fell asleep and in the morning I woke up with a total corndonkey!"

by crackedactor May 20, 2010