Coronaphobic

Someone scared of coronavirus. Symptoms include dobbing in on people who are bending the rules, being scared, listening the the wash your hands song from the wiggles and stealing all the toilet paper from Woolies.

Issie is coronaphobic

by a shithead April 26, 2020

coronaphobia

The constant fear of catching COVID-19 (coronavirus). Symptoms include: panic buying toiletries and hand sanitizer, wearing a paper mask that does nothing but make you look stupid, staying away from people and screaming if someone coughs! This can also be known as severe Coronatitus.

Anna: *coughs*
Jake: AHHHHH! No Anna you have been possessed by the coronavirus!
Anna: I was just coughing Jake.
Jake: Yeah... Yeah *quickly washes hands and puts on paper mask* Umm... Bye Anna I got to go...!

Example: Jake was had the coronaphobia as he was running screaming when his teacher coughed.

by Wolfie Definitions March 18, 2020

conaphobia

Fear of traffic cones. Its primary symptom is a tendency to drive more slowly than necessary where such cones are used on a roadway.

No lanes were actually blocked by the utility work, but traffic was still slow due to a few drivers' conaphobia.

by Aaron of Minneapolis July 10, 2010

Conaphobia

The fear of Conan O’Brien spontaneously coming into your house and into your fridge. stealing your good milk and pouring it down the drain.

wife with Conaphobia tells husband she’s pregnant while Conan O’Brien pours good milk down the drain.

by Conan O’Brien November 30, 2021

Coronaphobe

An uneducated, intelligence lacking person with an irrational fear of death from a non-leathal mild flu virus

Jeez, you back quickly. Yes. The shop was full of coronaphobes so i went through it fast

by Infidel82 August 11, 2020

Mornaphobe

A person who is typiclly afraid of the morning, waking up to it, thinking, or even talking about it.

Guy: Hey, wake up already, it's 2 in the afternoon already.
Girl: Good!
Guy: Whadya mean? You got 20 minutes to get ready for the concert!
Girl: I know, but I had to, It's not good for my Mornaphobia. There's really no cure.
Guy: Oh, you're a Mornaphobe. So is my mom.

by MJXR . June 10, 2009

Coronaphobe

That kind of person that watches the news too much, and is afraid of Asians. They also believe viruses to be little creatures that are corrosive to toilet paper. In addition the little viruses are allergic to dust masks.

Person: "How are you doing today sir?
Coronaphobe: "Ah! Vyrisys! Grabb de wipdey wipes and glubby gloves."

by Smiggles ; ) March 25, 2020