Hairy Johnson:
Dude!! i brought my girlfriend to the
beach and when we got home we were all romantic and BOOM!!!.... a cooter shooter came out of no where!
Dick Homo:
AWWWWWWW was it like a beach on your bed?
Dude!! i brought my girlfriend to the
beach and when we got home we were all romantic and BOOM!!!.... a cooter shooter came out of no where!
Dick Homo:
AWWWWWWW was it like a beach on your bed?
by Alex The Man July 19, 2006
Get the Cooter shootermug. When you get your girl so close you can slide your cowboy hat down her clit like a Visa card and make her shoot like a 12 gauge
I gave my girl the ole Carolina cooter shooter last night and I still can’t get the stains out of my cowboy hat
by Ole Porkchop July 1, 2020
Get the carolina cooter shootermug. Derived from the shocker except w/o the pinky; resembles a gun, two fingers are inserted into the cooter and the thumb is used to "fire" in turn touching the clit.
by Noah August 11, 2004
Get the double barrel cooter shootermug. When a female sneezes/queefs causing the tampon in her vagina to shoot out like a bullet from an m-16. Deadly at close range if hit directly.
by PJohns3372 August 16, 2023
Get the Cooter shootermug.