cootchie cutter

Pants or shorts that fit tightly across one's genitals.

Look at that hoe wearing them cootchie cutters!

by Lachacha June 5, 2002

cootchie cutter

shorts that are too short

by Anonymous October 16, 2002

cootchie cutters

Tight little shorts that cut into the circulation of the vagina or the testicles depending on if a man or woman wears them.

Coleman loved to wear his cootchie cutters to entice his frauleins.

by christel July 28, 2008

Cootchie Stix

Tampons

Ugh, I'm on my period. Mom, go get me some damn cootchie stix!

by trollmasterz July 20, 2010

cootchie punch

When a boxing glove on spring comes out of the area (around or out of)a cootchie and punches you right when you're about to get some. See the intro to Lupin III.

God damn, cootchie punches hurt like a bitch.

by M. Nelson June 5, 2004

Cootchie Monster

A person addicted to Vaginas and usually randomly talks about them randomly in normal speech. Cootchie monsters are usually D-bags and don't really ever get a girlfriend

John: Dude, the opening of the X-Box 360 reminds me of a Vag.
Me: How? What?
John: It's to turn on and you stick things into it!
Me: Stop being a fucking Cootchie Monster, just because you cant get A GIRLFRIEND. Anyways, let me have some room, stop spreading out over the couch, your so-
John: Like a girls Legs?
Me:*Sighs*

by BOTHAN SPY MASTER February 20, 2010

Cootchie Shotgun

To take a hit from a hookah/water pipe, blow the smoke into a girls vagina and have her queef it back out.

You've never really shotgunned with your girl until you've done a cootchie shotgun.

by itscheesepuff September 29, 2019