Coolioism

a new and the best political ideology, the belief that john fuckgerald kennedy was actually in disguise as stalin, lennin, fidel castro, and Mao (lmao). typically twitter uses between the age of 14-17 who have no concept of politics believe in this

1.have you ever seen john f kennedy and any of those commies in the same room? exactly, they're in disguise

2.America sent johnie to scare us from communism. One day, the workers will rise up and realize all of these men: Stalin, Lenin, Bernie, were all made up by the United states!

3. coolioism

by fearpolitics December 28, 2020

Cooliest

The act of being the most cool person out of a group of people.

-You are a pretty cool friend.

-Am I the cooliest?

by FTT1 October 7, 2009

Coolios

Coolios is the most awesome way of saying cool. it usual implies a bouncier happier personality and can be used to brighten an otherwise bland statement.

Rose: ...and then he kissed me!
Sarah: coolios, thats awesome!

Mark: you wanna hang out after school tomorrow?
Josh: sure!
Mark: coolios.

by wolferman August 27, 2010

cooliest

1)to emit cool vibes: when struck by said cool vibes, one must bow to said persons coolness
2)to express feelings when someone or something is beyond the word cool
3)Just too damn good

1)French sik pie is the cooliest!
2)This concert is just the cooliest!
3)You're the cooliest!
4)I AM the cooliest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by cat.i.am. July 30, 2008

Brown Coolies

brown people who lick white people's ass in return of some fame or money

budbak : man these indian people smell like curry and they shit on the streets all the time, i hate being an indian
chad : budbak you're just one of those brown coolies, go lick some white asses

by brokeworse July 15, 2022

cooliosis

when ur reallyyyyy cool but u also got scoliosis.

dude #1: "aw man I wish I never had scoliosis."
dude #2: "dude thats so cooliosis, I have scoliosis tooo."

by imCoOLioSis May 30, 2019

cooliest

1.Good.
2.The Best.
3.To reek of proverbial awesomeness.
4.To be ascertained as the "big man on campus."

He is SO the cooliest guy in school.

by Ponch April 28, 2003