bad news cooz

term referring to a woman who is trouble; she may be diseased, bitchy, manipulative or unjustifiably expensive

Man, you know that bitch Ashley? She's nothin' but a bad news cooz, son.

by hatetronic 4 thousand trillion November 9, 2009

cooze hound

Originating from 'cooze' aka: slang for pussy or vagina, the 'cooze hound' is one whom is always searching to fill their desire for fresh pink wet cooze. A cooze hound can never get enough pussy.

Tony Soprano is the biggest cooze hound around.

by CoozeHound.com January 15, 2005

nigger coozie

paper bag that is used to cover all malt liquor and 40 OZs bought at the liquor store

Tyrone bought some mad dog 20/20 and it came with a complimentary nigger coozie.

by kentarooney April 28, 2008

weiner coozie

Anything used to assist a penis in maintaining a constant temperature. Typically a vagina, but occasionally other orifices may be used.

Jared put his 16 ounce silver bullet into her weiner coozie, but he said it was stretchy enough to hold a six pack.

by Brandon Gorman January 24, 2007

coozie

A beer holder that keeps your beer cold. An insulated wrap that holds a can of beer. Usually made of Neophrene or styrophome
(Must be a Southern term)

Do you havw a coozie for my beer?

by jon December 11, 2003

coolzeldad

A person, place, or thing that has a talent for dick sucking, cuss licking, and faping.

Yo man, yo dog is a coolzeldad

by That one Fapper December 28, 2011

snazz-a-coolz

a word use by shakespare in 1659; meaning cool or snazzy or a or any other word along those lines

guy 1; hey whats for tea?
guy 2; mac and cheese
guy 1; yessss
guy 3; hey. whats all the fuss about?
guy 2; mac and cheese!!
guy 3; kl
guy 4; SNAZZ-A-COOLZ

by Mr, josh April 6, 2009