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armenian conveyor belt 

Three or more men having anal sex with each other, which ends up in a closed loop.
The stripper didn't show up for the bachelor party, so we can't bup-bup-bup-bup; but we can still make an Armenian conveyor belt.

The Virgin Bukkake Conveyor Belt 

When a woman/man sits upon a rotating conveyor belt, only to be surrounded by vast amounts of virgin men who are dying to get a load off and who are also quick on the trigger. The woman lets the man blow his load wherever he so pleases, only within seconds to be surprised by another "snowball", and then another. As men get their load off, they get out of line and let the next man in line get his turn.

Speed and size may vary.
As a soccer mom unloads her shopping cart on to the conveyor belt of the supermarket,

her mind becomes fogged with nostalgia from the past due to the graphic events that she

experienced while enjoying the The Virgin Bukkake Conveyor Belt Bukkake, each item she grabs reminds her of

the of men she has once pleased.

She loses it and hops on top of the belt, only to have all of
the male employees join in on the festivities.. Her child looks at her in shock and awe.

Jacksonville Superspreader Conveyor Belt 

When you and a partner (both unvaccinated) fall ill with COVID-19, losing taste, and then proceed to ingest large quantities of laxatives and continuously eat each other’s asses.
When Davis lost his taste to COVID, he decided the Jacksonville Superspreader Conveyor Belt would fix his appetite.

russian conveyer belt 

Lining up shots of vodka on a treadmill then you and one friend have to drink as many shots as you can while another friend feeds more on the other side
Chris: yo I'm about to start the Russian conveyer belt!
Roger and Michael: lets go! Your ass could never put out enough shots in time!

Sandwich Conveyer Belt 

3-5 men spooning and feeding each other sandwiches over their shoulders
Hey bros! Let’s get together and make a Sandwich Conveyer Belt

Chocolate conveyer belt 

Mr. Cringe's conveyer belt used for moving chocolate and drugs. Also. Butt stuff.
Hello there. Would you like to go for a ride of my chocolate conveyer belt.