Contrived

Something that is created in a way that feels artificial and unrealistic, as apposed to something that arises spontaneously through nature.

Waluigi was only created for the purposes of giving Wario a Tennis Partner; He only exists to be Roster Filler. Contrived because he wasn't created organically through the creators own passion.

by DeScRiPtOr92584 August 19, 2018

ecumenically contrived

A proven willingness to creatively modify scripture, oppress alternative translations and categorically deny contrary, dis-confirming evidence ... all in a desperate attempt to satisfy the criteria of messiahship.

If you came to understand that the 'virgin birth' was ecumenically contrived, would you still need to believe it? What about walking on water...?

by YAWA May 4, 2018

to be continued

A lame plot device consisting of a disclaimer often seen at the unexplained or hasty ending of a TV programme informing the viewer that either:

-a main character may have possibly died or left permanently (but usually hasn't, if they have the actor likely quit working on the show due to pay disputes)

-the script writers are fresh out of ideas until next week/month

-the director of the TV show believes viewers actually have attention spans longer than goldfish, absolutely no lives and care enough about the characters & plot that they are willing to sit on their ass for days and nights patiently awaiting the conclusion of last week's cliff-hanger

-the director believes making an audience wait anywhere from 24 hours to 1 week for a continuation will actually build anticipation and suspense among them and generate more interest in his show (instead of actually annoying the living shit out of them)

-the script writers got over-ambitious or just plain fucking lazy, and couldn't finish the episode within the deadline

-the episode has gone over it's allotted TV channel timeslot and hence will be replayed sometime later

-there wasn't enough time to finish the episode within 5 minutes

-technical/financial/on-set/casting difficulties made finishing the episode impossible

-a cliff-hanger/what-if/multi-part story arc has been planned for future episodes (usually occurs when one season of a show ends, the following episode will begin with a recap of the previous one)

Actor 1: "But wait... I have the answer to the meaning of life of itself!"

Actor 2: "Oh my god! OH MY GOD! Quick... TELL ME!"

TO BE CONTINUED...

Jane: "Billy wait, before we get married... I have something I should tell you."

Billy: "Duh?"

Jane: "I'm actually cheating on you with your brother, pregnant with your son's child, an alien from Jupiter, the person responsible for killing your parents AND... I'm not actually Jane at all."

*Jane rips off her face*

Jane: "I'm your mother."

*Camera zooms in on Billy's gaping expression of shock and then fades to black"

TO BE CONTINUED...

Agent Mulder: "Scully, for the first time I can promise you behind this door lies a real, extraterrestrial, alien being... here on earth. See for your own eyes..."

Agent Scully: "Mulder, this is the 789th time you've said that... but okay, open the door. I'm ready."

*Agent Mulder opens the door to reveal...*

TO BE CONTINUED...

"The End?" can also be used a substitute for "To be Continued..."

by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo89 March 28, 2010

contrived

something planned to look spontaneous

Bill sounded so contrived when he pleaded not guilty

by shaun holbert December 4, 2003

contaiged

The present tense of being contagious.

Dude, by double dipping your chip you contaiged the whole bowl of dip.

by JodiInTheRockies August 6, 2010

contrige

An extremely important piece of writing or drawing, such as a document.

"Wow, I got this amazing contrige from Sarah; how much do you think it's worth?"

by Crystal150 August 4, 2013

luffy negs naruto (continued)

hi guys im the guy from before and I just wanted to say that i found out I was slightly autistic, anyways, I do indeed admit that naruto easily solos one piece verse, even after he lost his furry pet. I am dumbfounded at how I didn't see how the difference between the verses. I am honestly disappoitned that one piece fastest characters (kizaru) are barely at the speed of light, and one of their strongest characters (kaido) best feat was blowing off the top of a small mountain and lifting a small island. I am very impressed that naruto verse is fighting against gods that absorb, destroy, and create planets, moons, stars, and dimensions. I am also happy I learned it is very normal to be MFTL+++ in naruto verse. I am also not surprised that prime naruto has existence erasure. I am very enlightened by this information

"luffy negs naruto (continued), watch him easily beat naruto"
"yo what move is luffy doing, why he folding like that"
"bro naruto turned him into his condom"

by ParrotFolder February 7, 2022