Jager told his friends he would never have sex because of his religious beliefs. Two hours later he was found in the bathroom making love to a girl.
Joe told Karhi he was going to order pizza, and instead ordered Chinese take-out.
Bob told Karren that he would never steal. An hour later Bob was caught shoplifting at the mall. Karren told Bob that he Contridicted himself.
Joe told Karhi he was going to order pizza, and instead ordered Chinese take-out.
Bob told Karren that he would never steal. An hour later Bob was caught shoplifting at the mall. Karren told Bob that he Contridicted himself.
by Random Hell Worm February 12, 2009
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sean: "I went to urban dictionary and typed in 'wedding', and it came up with 'the procedure used to artificially inseminate cows'. WTF! they should call it urban CONTRAdictionary.
by Seanacious D November 29, 2010
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When someone says something that goes completely against the grain of another thing they have previously said or claimed to believe, and in the process of contradicting themselves, they also achieve the feat of looking like a total dick.
Paul-Hey George would you like a hotdog>
George-No man I'm a complete vegitarian, unless they are 100% Angus imported from the Sudetenland, which I'm pretty sure your ass cant afford.
Henry-Dude, you're a total Contradick
George-No man I'm a complete vegitarian, unless they are 100% Angus imported from the Sudetenland, which I'm pretty sure your ass cant afford.
Henry-Dude, you're a total Contradick
by In.The.AM July 12, 2012
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Essentially, "two contradictory propositions cannot both be true at the same time in the same sense."
Essentially, "two contradictory propositions cannot both be true at the same time in the same sense."
law of non-contradiction in a nutshell, Christians believe that salvation is through Jesus Christ alone, and Muslims believe that salvation is through Mohammed and Allah alone. ...
by rockwell13 August 19, 2006
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Red Sox and Yankees fan.
ICP fan going out with an Eminem fan.
A hot computer engineer.
Someone who has a Mac AND a PC
Someone who has Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj on their ipod playlist.
A rapper politician.
-STARBURST CONTRADICTION!
ICP fan going out with an Eminem fan.
A hot computer engineer.
Someone who has a Mac AND a PC
Someone who has Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj on their ipod playlist.
A rapper politician.
-STARBURST CONTRADICTION!
by BYAAAA! November 30, 2010
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Billy Bob: " I waited in line for 2 days for Luke Bryan tickets"
Billy Ray: "You are such a countridiot!"
Billy Bob: " I waited in line for 2 days for Luke Bryan tickets"
Billy Ray: "You are such a countridiot!"
by j to the jv November 20, 2013
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