net contribution

Either literally a financial amount or figuratively towards an artistic (or other) genre that an individual has made during their lifetime. Also used sarcastically.

1. The net contribution of Beethoven to the Symphony is incalculable.

2. Joe Blow, net contribution to society - nil.

by Jonathan FeBland (Znethru) October 12, 2006

Campaign contribution

A campaign contribution is simply a bribe.

We contributed to the President's campaign by sending him loads of $cash. Thus, we gave him a campaign contribution.

by Part Ridge October 28, 2007

Contribate

Verb: The act of thinking about masterbating.

Contribater; noun, a person who often thinks about masterbating.

Contribated, contribation, contribates, contribating.

I think Jimmy is contribating while he is at work.

Jimmy is such a contribater.

by Camorado October 6, 2016

Defined-contribution plans

Defined-contribution (DC) retirement plans allow employees to invest pre-tax dollars in the capital markets where they can grow tax-deferred until retirement.

Simpler Explained: A defined contribution plan is a common workplace retirement plan in which an employee contributes money and the employer typically makes a matching contribution

Essentially, they are retirement plans that companies may offer as a benefit in which you, your employer or both make contributions on a regular basis.

The most common examples of defined-contribution plans are the 401(k) and the 403(b).

by tufs October 6, 2021

contribuate

To contribute without meaning to

Did you contribuate to killing that goat?

by Matthew Turney November 8, 2003

vaginal contribution

an effort or opinion put forth by the fairer sex

Mom: Tom, I finished washing your protein stained pj's

Tom: I appreciate the vaginal contribution mom

by Krackton January 6, 2010

Contribunot

One who wants to contribute to society but instead adds definitions to Urban Dictionary.

I wanted to be a major contributor to open source software, but you know...that's a lot of work and commitment. So I contributed (not) to urban dictionary, I guess I am a contribunot.

by UllrSki October 25, 2012