contour

A brownish marijuana with trunk stems that is sticky that promotes a very psychedelic/energetic buzz. Common side affects are floating couch trips, bratwursts with peppers, trips to the Buddhist temple, and at times can cause a cerebal high that entails scientific proofs.

I don't want to walk downstairs. Let's smoke some contour and float down there on the couch.

by Cliff The Big Red Dogg September 12, 2006

Contour

A makeup step to supposedly “chisel” some of your features like jaw bone cheek bone etc. But some makeup asshole decided to make it so freaking complicated that now my face looks like I haven’t eaten in weeks is that the look we were going for is anorexic cause I’m honestly not for it

Hey makeup up people teach me to contour so I don’t look dead

by Firnando June 5, 2018

contour

contour means pushup.

"this here is a frilly contour bra"

by prettyprincess October 9, 2003

contour soda

A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!

Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'

...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.

by SkyDiver Bizzle July 13, 2006

john contour

A name for a guy that uses alot of hair gel , only the best kind.

Also known as jun cuntor

Man, that guy is a real John Contour.... Look at that dank hair!!

by Mr.CUCK April 16, 2017

Ford Contour

A sly way of calling someone a cunt-whore, as contour sounds similar when said quickly.

She's such a bitch, she should be driving a Ford Contour.

by NYkid420 February 26, 2010

Ford Contour

see pimpmobile

It could smoke your rice burner anyday.

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003