Consuela

slang used in lieu of the more familiar "cocaine"

it was time again to hit the bricks in search of consuela.

by jaydubya September 30, 2005

Consuela

Member of the Branch Floridians sect involved with running Rasputin-linked websites, Consuela is one of the people - or fake nics - who took over Anarchist Alliance on behalf of this sect.

Consuela may be a fake ID for Michelson-Morely. Watch out for these people (or this person), they are dangerous.

Consuela, as with other Michelson-Morely ID's, is a female ID. Michelson-Morely spreads confusion by using both male and female ID's.

by anti-Nazi expose September 20, 2004

Dirty Consuela

Similar to a dirty sanchez minus the feces. A "Dirty Consuela" is when you assist a female partner to orgasm and proceed to wipe a cum mustache upon her face upon completion.

Danielle gave Anni a distinguished "Dirty Consuela."

by Lewiscypher13 November 12, 2012

Consuela

Consuela may be a fake ID for Michelson-Morely. Watch out for these people (or this person), they are dangerous.

Consuela is one of the people - or fake nics - who took over Anarchist Alliance on MSN. This i.d. is involved with running Rasputin-linked websites.

Consuela, as with other Michelson-Morely ID's, is a female ID. Michelson-Morely spreads confusion by using both male and female ID's.

by saint November 10, 2004

jeff & consuela

These two together are the most beautiful people ever seen, you can see the passion , the freak, and the fire in there eyes. The sexual tention is unreal. Jeff brings out the everything that consuela thinks about.. bottom line these 2 will be the same 2 in 50 yrs

Dam wish we were like jeff & consuela. They're so hot !!!

by Jonny Cruz April 18, 2018

Condescending Consuela

Consuela is a pejorative term for a

Mexican/Latin woman perceived as patronizing or superior beyond the scope of what is normal.

“Well, we can never go back to that Taco Bell again. Condescending Consuela over here kept telling the 16yr old on the register that this is not authentic Mexican food and pointed out everything they were doing wrong.

by Reginald P February 4, 2022

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Phoebe's (from "Friends") name after she legally changes it.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock is like the awesomest name EVER!

by PineapplePrincess May 8, 2005