Consuela

slang used in lieu of the more familiar "cocaine"

it was time again to hit the bricks in search of consuela.

by jaydubya September 30, 2005

Consuela

Member of the Branch Floridians sect involved with running Rasputin-linked websites, Consuela is one of the people - or fake nics - who took over Anarchist Alliance on behalf of this sect.

Consuela may be a fake ID for Michelson-Morely. Watch out for these people (or this person), they are dangerous.

Consuela, as with other Michelson-Morely ID's, is a female ID. Michelson-Morely spreads confusion by using both male and female ID's.

by anti-Nazi expose September 20, 2004

Consuela

Consuela may be a fake ID for Michelson-Morely. Watch out for these people (or this person), they are dangerous.

Consuela is one of the people - or fake nics - who took over Anarchist Alliance on MSN. This i.d. is involved with running Rasputin-linked websites.

Consuela, as with other Michelson-Morely ID's, is a female ID. Michelson-Morely spreads confusion by using both male and female ID's.

by saint November 10, 2004

Consuela male

A being above an alpha male, with immense power. They need more lemon pledge yet cannot buy it themselves. SUPER RARE.

Misser John: "Go by lemon pledge yourself"
Consuela Male: "Nó... nó"

Alpha Male: "I saw a Consuela male and pissed myself from fear"

by Father🫃 January 4, 2024

Consuela, consUuela, consuelA

Consuela, consUuela, consuelA

Consuela, consUuela, consuelA

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Phoebe's (from "Friends") name after she legally changes it.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock is like the awesomest name EVER!

by PineapplePrincess May 8, 2005

Dirty Consuela

Similar to a dirty sanchez minus the feces. A "Dirty Consuela" is when you assist a female partner to orgasm and proceed to wipe a cum mustache upon her face upon completion.

Danielle gave Anni a distinguished "Dirty Consuela."

by Lewiscypher13 November 12, 2012