Zoom and Consume

When one drinks copious amounts of alcohol whilst on a Zoom call with coworkers.

Man, COVID-19 sucks, I hate working from home! Do you want to do a Zoom and Consume with the fun coworkers later?

by UGOBEGOBU March 17, 2020

consumer surplus

an economic term for the benefit you get (or retain) when you obtain something for less than you think it is really worth.

I got a new Gizmondo for 100 pounds and I would have paid up to 200 so I had a lot of consumer surplus.
That company has a monopoly so they jack up the prices to erode my consumer surplus.

by adam_before_eve July 30, 2006

Costumer

A person or company that makes or supplies costumes. Often confused with customer.

I went to see the local costumer to get my costume. I was his first customer of the day.

by Espressowriter March 31, 2017

Consume

To shove it in ya gob

I'm going to consume this pineapple

by jiminieepaboo August 24, 2017

consumerize

The act of succumbing to or forcing someone into the consumer mentality; usually infers negative connotations.

James totally consumerized himself during a spending spree at the mall, buying an iPhone AND 3 pairs of Gap jeans.

by philipacamaniac February 27, 2008

consume the child

~ the government

person 1: a child was born

government: consume the child

by a consumed child October 24, 2020

Consumermas

The reorientation of Christmas from a celebration of the birth of Christ to an excuse to buy needless material objects in order to swell the pocketbooks of Chinese businessmen.

How did you celebrate Consumermas?
I bought a big screen tv, toys for my kids they don't need and a watch.

by iv_chosen1 February 25, 2009