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constafuct

1. Being in the state of constant misfortune or in a non-stop state of disrepair.

2. Constipation after a heavy night of drinking or drug use.

"Sucks to be Mike, not only did he get laid off from work today but on his way home he got a flat tire and a call from his wife saying she is leaving him because she got a notice of a Federal Tax Audit...that boy keeps getin constafuct!"
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by UTN Studio July 10, 2009
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constavariety

One who has sex with a large number of females on a constant basis.
I have fucked 10 girls this month. I have achieved constavariety.
by oxy8978 September 15, 2012
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Constafunk

A person that walks around stinking like armpits butt cheese and dookie bootie..
Man Daniel was here, It still smells like a bathroom at Wrigley Field.
Daniel is always in a state of constafunk.
by Magical Mayhem July 9, 2017
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contagable

A dumbass way of saying "I feel contageous" on Maury. contageous
"We dont have sex, he make me feel contagable"
by murry lova March 30, 2010
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constafartated

When you have to fart but cant; bloated
I ate a lot of beans for lunch and now I'm constafartated.
by Zafi January 19, 2014
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Constawank

The act of constantly jerking it, or being an english knob all of the time.
John "Where's Henrietta?"

Bill "She's been in her house for days, I guess it's due to constawank."

John "Ah."
by Lazy Desert Princess August 27, 2006
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Constawannadosomething

The individual who has been labeled as the, Constawannadosomething-ee, is one who longs and desires social contact and acceptment so much that they are not only open, but eager to any situation that would promote such. Some more severe cases include those who consistently voice scenarios in which social grouping will take place, and they can feel the "togetherness" and quench the "social anxiety" that plagues him / her
Jordan, God man, he calls me all the time. And whenever I call him, he so always wants to do something. Dang man, he's a constawannadosomething douche.
by Botcherotchi April 25, 2005
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