backwards conspiracy

When you are a superhero fighting crime but you are also a criminal.

Dude... thats a backwards conspiracy.

by Poovey Vert February 18, 2018

Meghan Conspiracy

The idea that urban dictionary refuses to approve positive definitions of the name Meghan.

Urban dictionary rejected my kind definition of the name Meghan, and it’s honestly rude. It’s a Meghan Conspiracy.

by Wedelivertobadgers February 7, 2020

Conspiracy Drunk

When you're so drunk that you start talking about conspiracy theories.

Damn CC was so drunk last night that he started talking about how the moon landing was staged. He was conspiracy drunk.

by GoltHlenny May 17, 2019

conspiral

The feeling when a person believes in so many conspiracy theories nothing seems real to them anymore.

Have you seen Bob? Since he got into that flat earth he's in a full on conspiral!

by Bob Dobbs23 July 13, 2017

Conspiratard

A person who gets wrapped up in, or obsessed with, conspiracy theories that have no foundation, are not plausible, or otherwise possible in this dimension or any other. "Conspiratard" is a portmanteau of "Conspiracy retard."

"Take off your tin foil hat and put away your theories on Reptilians you conspiratard!"

by SadieSay June 26, 2014

conspiritard

Someone who blindly believes every single conspiracy theory, no matter how ludicrous they sound, nor how little evidence backs the claim. Caught up in an ego trap, conspiritards will rage spam memes that hold no substance whatsoever, and then claim everyone else suffers with cognitive dissonance..

"Dafuq do you mean, chemtrails are dead baby stem cells and nanobots, and sprayed on us all to cover up the Flat Earth, you conspiritard! Are you nuts?"

by Ricky Roller September 18, 2016

Conspiracy

Definition cannot be released because the government is keeping it a secret.

There is no conspiracy here, everyone please relax and pay no attention to anyone besides us, we're the only true source of information. = C.I.A.

by HackOtaku May 14, 2009