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Conshittency 

The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.
I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!
Conshittency by Mediumdave1 March 10, 2011

Consistent

Ron Paul; maintaining a belief or practice that holds true for an extraordinarily long time; Ron Paul.
Person A: "hey dude, I'm like the most consistent person I know."

Person B: "Then you obviously don't know Ron Paul, that motherfucker is consistent."

cumsistency 

A word to describe a fluid that has a semen-like thickness.
That protein shake you made sure does has a certain cumsistency.

contwistency 

The ability to consistently twist perfect blunts/joints everytime.
I can only roll a good blunt sometimes, unlike that DBotts who has contwistency.
contwistency by Dbotts August 20, 2013

generationally consistent political identity 

Aka. G.C.P.I. or just generational consistency, When the political beliefs of an individual match their parents, guardians, and or grandparent’s political beliefs. The more generations from the same family who have the same beliefs, the stronger the generational consistency is. If the trend goes on for too long it can become source of privilege for the younger generations may not even take the time to do research in order to formulate their own views on issues and vote responsibly.
Erin: So, who are you voting for tomorrow?

John: I’ll probably vote for whoever the democrat is. I almost always vote democrat; just like my father and my grandparents on my father’s side. I have a generationally consistent political identity.
Erin: You don’t pay attention to who is running in elections and what their stances are do you?
John: No. Not really.

consistentize 

Let's consistentize our breathing in that musical phrase.
consistentize by Maestro88 July 9, 2011