Conky

An adjective describing a situation that is both kinky and wonky.

Derek: *cradling a slab of roast beef* "Here, hold my meet baby!"
Manager: "That's conky."

by Kibble909 January 12, 2017

Conky

Someone who is over the to weird and cringy

“Dude, Carter is so conky.”
“Yeah I know he’s so weird”

by Jebby malin July 24, 2019

Conky

Synonym of cool, rad etc.

Hey bro that's so conky!
Thats the conkiest thing i've seen!

by ThatKonkyMan March 19, 2025

conky tonk

A derogatory term used for a homo-sexual australian indian, especially a fat one.

See that fat cunt? he really is a conky tonk

by Jdaddy83au October 8, 2007

Conky Ride

just another term for a piggy back ride.

might more specifically mean when someone actually sits on your shoulders vs, hanging off your back.

Hey were gonna play fights in the pool. 2 vs 2. Give me a 'conky ride' . i'll give you one next. first to topple over the other wins.

by Thelastdodo November 22, 2011

Conky (Conchy) Joe

Any white native or longtime resident of The Bahamas. Also, a Bahamian cocktail similar to a White Russian, with coconut rum being substituted for vodka.

These Conky (Conchy) Joes are trying to keep the black man down, here in these Bahamian islands.

by carydog January 23, 2009

Conky mojo

A talented, extremely good looking white resident of the Bahamas. Though he is white, the natives consider him one of their own. Very few have attained this glorious position. This title cannot be taken, only given.

Eleuthera has but one conky mojo.

by Conky Mojo August 7, 2011