Coleified

To trash a house/apartment/anything usually happens pretty quick without remorse for picking anything up.

Chuck: "Holy shit dude that party last night was off the chain."
Luke: "I know pimp that was a sweet time...only problem was that our house was totaly coleified."
Chuck: "Ya this is the worst mess i've ever seen."

by GEM master May 28, 2009

conkified

When something is just so screwed up, that it begins to make sense.

'Dude, totally conkified!'
'Damn right. I thought it was screwed, but it's actually awesome!'

by The Conkinator December 17, 2006

conjizzed

Being confused on whether something arouses you or not.

1: Man I dont know if this turns me on or not.
2: You must be conjizzed.

by ShelbyTops2 February 9, 2014

cuntified

What happens to something whenever Minnesota State Senator Michelle Bachmann gets her hands on it, the majority of the time usually for the worse.

Wow, that referendum giving homosexual partners equal civil rights was sure cuntified quickly.

by Queery February 15, 2006

Coolified

To make cool; The act of having made something or someone cool.

Bob Bobsen has been coolified by my pet chickens.

by d0rk3h July 26, 2008

conifed

a person (usually a middle-aged women) exposing theirself

Dang, check out that milf postin' up, she's really conifed on that chair.

by KrumpDaddy June 15, 2011

cuntified

When a person/s modifies a car to extremes, either really over the top, or completely tacky

A vauxhall nova with a big bore exhaust strapped to a 1.0litre engine it then becomes known as cuntified

by Dr MOON November 7, 2006