congration

What you say to your friend when he/she brags about getting a good grade; a sarcastic way of saying "congratulations"

Tommy eagerly showed uninterested David his A+. "Congration" said David.

by Toilet Mike December 7, 2015

Congrads

Congratulations shortened, and for people who don't know how to spell.
The proper spelling is congrats.

Mazel Tov, morons!!!

OMG, ur 13 and having ur cuzzins BABBY??!!!1
CONGRADS!!!!!!1

by NancyLeigh August 16, 2009

congratufuckinglations

congratulating someone in a sarcatic way .

jon: i just got a new free car that's 26 years old !

regan: well, congratufuckinglations ! no one gives a shit .

by regan sucksss July 2, 2009

Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations

congratulations in a snarky way lolz

used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them

ex:
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*

by FucktardedScarecrow August 8, 2009

congratudolences

Congratulations offered to a co-worker who has just accepted a promotion that will certainly lead to misery.

Hey, Greg, my congratudolences on making division chief.

by colleraldamage2009 September 2, 2009

Congratubating

The practice of, upon reaching an accomplishment, rewarding oneself with a vigorous masterbation session.

Once Jimmy scored 90% on his test he was finally able to celebrate by congratubating himself!

by Dirty Daddie June 16, 2013

congo rats

Jungle rats! only from the congo! and.. congratulatory!

simply a new way people have started saying congratulations in games, instead of congrats, most often said when someone levels up.

Congo rats on level 10!

by Death's Seduction September 10, 2006