confucius say

The beginning of a sometimes comical, often horrible joke.

Corny example:
Confucius say, man who run behind car get exhausted
Confucius say, man who run in front of care get tired

Crude example:
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth

by spacepants2003 November 17, 2005

Confucius Say

The basis of lame jokes that involve the philosopher Confucius

Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger

by Foo_Fighter December 21, 2008

confamuse

To cause others confusion and amusement simultaneously.

Sometimes I like to confamuse people with poetry.

by Ferugualatin March 28, 2008

confuciusly

With characteristics similar to the wisdom and teaching of Confucius. Or, in Mike Tyson's case, the word you use when you can't remember or have never heard the words intensely, strictly, faithfully, rigorously, etc.

"I've been trainin' confuciusly." - Mike Tyson

by Piker Bill September 21, 2004

Evil Confucius

A Vietnamese woman who assumes the most negative for every situation, in which she believes to always be the truth that everyone should follow.

"Mommy, my friend wants to say hi!" "That bitch probably just wants to see how I look so she can tell her parents about how ugly I am and check out our home so she knows what we have so she can call her little friends over to rob us clean!" "But mom, she just wants to say hi and thats it she's a nice person!" "NO SHE ISN'T IF SHE WANTS TO DO ALL THAT! STOP TALKING TO THAT GIRL NOW BEFORE SHE KILLS OUR WHOLE FAMILY!" "Oh my god mommy your such an Evil Confucius.."

by Pinker May 28, 2008

confuciously

A word of unknown origin; muttered by Mike Tyson on September 21, 2004.

"I have been training confuciously."

by JCS Bricks September 22, 2004

confucius say

confucius say man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok

confucius say a man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok

by Jhawk July 24, 2008