Confartation

(noun) A confrontation that ensues between two or more people after one has (intentionally or unintentionally) broke wind, usually to express displeasure regarding the alleged fart. Confartations rarely turn violent.

Guy 1: *sniff* Nigga you farted?
Guy 2: Nigga why you up in my shit? I farted in my pants not your face. Don't make your good sense of smell my problem
Guy 3: Hey are ya'll having a confartation?

by Qui Vive May 19, 2014

Lucas Confair

A very gay dude
Likes licking brothers dick

Lucas Confair cum over here ill give u a $100

by Random Dudede November 20, 2019

confituate

verb-transitive: the act of placing one's lips on an object, namely another person's lips/body part or an inanimate object.

note*: created because all of the other words for kissing are awkward. ex: smooch, kiss, make out

"i love it when we confituate." - john
"i dont" - mark

"please dont confituate me there" - donald

by dontjokingme January 6, 2008

Confaction

Ricci is a Homo

Have you heard of that confaction?

by FLik a Bik October 20, 2008

Confasty

The experience of eating the combination of fish fingers and custard... tasty, yet confusing.

Wow... this fish finger custard is darned confasty.

by Mr. Who, MD June 9, 2011

conbait

Boosting your social media post with angry comments from conspiracy theorists by posting something related to vaxing, the moon landing or climate change.

A: Dude, you got loads of traffic on that post!
B: Hands down, I was conbaiting a bit.

by OlliFoolish February 25, 2019

CONFATTS

when you misspell "congrats"

is low-key cuter than congrats, mostly used among twitter stan accounts

viv: "confatts!"
me: "did you mean to write confatts?"
viv: "congrats!*"
me: "i kinda liked confatts"
viv: "confatts is our thing now"
me: "I'm putting it on urban dictionary"

by mirreburreorre March 25, 2019