Concrastinate

To put something before all else.

{Opposite of 'procrastinate' ('con' opposite of 'pro')}

I concrastinated today by doing dishes right when I woke up.

by Scottymcdergymheim September 2, 2010

concraption

A poorly designed device, often impractical and/or ineffective.

Look at that concraption holding his muffler on. That bungee cord will melt in no time!

by jackdh4x0r December 28, 2005

Congrampulations!

Something you would say to a man who had just had a grandson or granddaughter as a way of congratulating them.

I heard Jessica just had a little girl. Congrampulations!

by Zeebs The Middle November 1, 2013

Coleray

Pure Epic. Awsome to the 12 power. Burnes eyes with pure awsomeness. Epic runs through your viens. Ninja.

I became blind at the sight of Coleray's concentrated awsomeness.

Wat a ninja, i didnt even know he cut my head off.

by Cupnoodle June 30, 2008

cokerat

someone who does a lot of coke; a coke addict

Gage is such a cokerat omgg!

by PepsiRat April 4, 2019

coneja

a spanish female name for bunny or rabbit.

look at that cute little coneja! que cute!

by carnala March 8, 2009

congradufuckalations

congradulations you fucking idiot, or contraction for fuck you and congradulations...

Stephen:I won an oscar
Jessie: Congradufuckalations

by The idiot!! April 2, 2008