coned 

God was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
UberLiberal was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
D|C Silverbullet was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
(PMR) Trinity was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
Medusa was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
Xennia was blasted by HPAlphaNeo's Panzerfaust
HPAlphaNeo: CONED!

coned by Sgt. Hartman June 21, 2003

Coned 

1. To be put in a shitty, or otherwise undesirable situation.

2. To lose something that was otherwise won.

1) Omg, we had that game in the bag and we just got "Coned"

2) I just got coned man, he stole my boost

Coned by Lelander94 September 18, 2019

Coned over

The weed induced version of a hangover.
Worst expirienced after a long night of punching cones.
Involves being slow, tired and groggy the mornin after.

Noah: Whats wrong with you

Robbie: Spent the whole night at cadigal punching cones...
Soooo coned over

Noah: Your maaaaaddddd!!

Coned over by The Tooth... VC October 20, 2009

Triple Coned 

Getting it in all orifices

Man , they just got triple coned

Triple Coned by EstelleD October 4, 2018

Sno-coned 

Ejaculating on the anal of some broad.

Drk pulled out his peppy and sno-coned Bet Bet's brown eye.

Sno-coned by Sno-conedbyJeff November 24, 2020

Traffic Coned 

The act of aggressively, forcfully, and brutally shoving a pyramid shaped object into a womans vagina, while extracting a large amount of cum from her body with a vacuum.

"She just got traffic coned."

Traffic Coned by pedostach101 April 12, 2022

get coned 

An exclamation telling someone that they need to get an ear coning.
Used if someone misheard or misunderstood what you told them.
Ear Coning is often done at salons or spas to remove wax from one's ears. Often times hearing is improved.

Asha: Hey I told you that the package needed to be shipped on Monday!
Dietur: No, you said it could be shipped whenever was convienent.
Asha: Dude, Get Coned!! I said it needed to go out on Monday no matter what!!

or

J: what did you say? I didn't hear you.
B: I said lets go.
J: huh, say that again?
B: Dude GET CONED! I said, Let's GO!

get coned by Asha make discoteque September 25, 2007