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HPAlphaNeo: CONED!
by Sgt. Hartman June 21, 2003
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Coned

1. To be put in a shitty, or otherwise undesirable situation.

2. To lose something that was otherwise won.
1) Omg, we had that game in the bag and we just got "Coned"

2) I just got coned man, he stole my boost
by Lelander94 September 18, 2019
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Coned over

The weed induced version of a hangover.
Worst expirienced after a long night of punching cones.
Involves being slow, tired and groggy the mornin after.
Noah: Whats wrong with you

Robbie: Spent the whole night at cadigal punching cones...
Soooo coned over

Noah: Your maaaaaddddd!!
by The Tooth... VC October 20, 2009
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Triple Coned

Getting it in all orifices
Man , they just got triple coned
by EstelleD October 4, 2018
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Sno-coned

Ejaculating on the anal of some broad.
Drk pulled out his peppy and sno-coned Bet Bet's brown eye.
by Sno-conedbyJeff November 24, 2020
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Traffic Coned

The act of aggressively, forcfully, and brutally shoving a pyramid shaped object into a womans vagina, while extracting a large amount of cum from her body with a vacuum.
"She just got traffic coned."
by pedostach101 April 12, 2022
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get coned

An exclamation telling someone that they need to get an ear coning.
Used if someone misheard or misunderstood what you told them.
Ear Coning is often done at salons or spas to remove wax from one's ears. Often times hearing is improved.
Asha: Hey I told you that the package needed to be shipped on Monday!
Dietur: No, you said it could be shipped whenever was convienent.
Asha: Dude, Get Coned!! I said it needed to go out on Monday no matter what!!

or

J: what did you say? I didn't hear you.
B: I said lets go.
J: huh, say that again?
B: Dude GET CONED! I said, Let's GO!
by Asha make discoteque September 25, 2007
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