"Is she ovulating right now? She doesn't look like she's ovulating. When did she say her period was? Last week, I think. Or maybe the week before. I wonder if I'd make a good father..."
Last night I was lost in Condomplation.
Last night I was lost in Condomplation.
by tsukiatari July 21, 2009
Get the Condomplation mug.She threw me in my bed, ripped off my pants, and that's when I had to condomplate. I mean sure, I've got a few condoms in my bedside drawer, but do I really want to risk ruining the moment?
by Treyfo' September 13, 2011
Get the Condomplate mug.When a sexual partners hygiene is a little questionable so you take a moment and condomplate the situation on whether to catch the skeet or let it blow like a Twinkie because YOLO
When she took off her draws I instantly started to condomplate the situation while observing the noticeable lingering smell coming from her.
by Waterhead N Fireman August 1, 2019
Get the Condomplate mug.Effboy: “Yo I got her in the bedroom bro, I’m condomplating a rubber or nah”
Dudebro: “Nah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it”
Effboy: “You right”
Dudebro: “Nah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it”
Effboy: “You right”
by Gthesavagebear October 13, 2017
Get the Condomplating mug.by kissesfromcali August 10, 2016
Get the Condomplate mug.Effboy: “Yo I got her in the bedroom bro, I’m condomplating a rubber or nah”
Dudebro: “Nah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it”
Effboy: “You right”
Dudebro: “Nah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it”
Effboy: “You right”
by Gthesavagebear October 13, 2017
Get the Condomplating mug.1. I was condomplating at the grocery earlier.
2. You should condomplate if you're meeting up with your ex tonight.
2. You should condomplate if you're meeting up with your ex tonight.
by [d]ud[z] August 24, 2011
Get the condomplate mug.