condomize

To condomize a relationship means to jeopardise a relationship (mostly romantic) by having intercourse.

Hey! I am into you, but I don't want to condomize our relationship or whatever of it is left.

by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013

Condomed

To get incredibly drunk then wearing a condom on your head

Bro lets get totally condomed

by Mr unstable December 16, 2013

condomize

To protect one's computer with anti-virus protection

Friend: What ya doing later man?

Me: I got a new computer and I need to condomize it.

by Insidivs February 21, 2010

condoize

The process of changing the legal status of a collection of housing units - whether a house with multiple apartments or a residential building - into condominiums.

Mike: If we evict the tenants and upgrade the kitchens and bathrooms, we could make this dump into someplace people would actually want to live. I'm sure we could get the permits to condoize the place and re-sell it.

Jessica: I'm sure that old woman's family will be happy to have her out of this house. I can't imagine MY grandmother living in a place like this for 40 years.

by Stefan Lynch May 25, 2008

Condomize

To be thrifty with condom use; to use it multiple times.

"I only have one condom left and no money for the next week. It's time to tighten my belt and condomize."

by Ricks Real February 9, 2013

condimize

to put such a large amount of condiments on a food item that it looks sexually violated, probably anally (see sodomized).

I'll need 12 more packets of ketchup to properly condimize this hamburger.

by jerimiah797 August 23, 2011