Condensation Handshake

Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.

I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.

by AlimonyBob October 30, 2015

Condensity

Mixture of consistency and density.

The eggplant hummus has the same condensity as KFC’s mash potatoes with gravy!

by YoYoYach May 15, 2019

Vaginal Condensation

Excess moisture in a woman's groin that occurs from sleeping caused by sweating, wet dreams and vaginal discharge. Most often happens with thicker women.

I don't sleep naked because I usually wake up with vaginal condensation.

by The_Eggos January 5, 2015

Slime condensate

Slime condensate is a crafting material in genshin impact, however it has MANY uses to to the fandom, if you don’t know what I’m talking about, keep it that way.

“Albedo grabbed his slime condensate”

by Jelly-belly-boo July 29, 2021

condensation

water that evaporates in the clouds and then condenses.

when water from the ocean is taken into the clouds, which is called condensation.

by lovecutie June 1, 2009

Condenced Milk

A fucking retard who doesn't know how to spell anything correctly, not even his own fucking name. No one can be retarded or as braindead as this tiktok using retard.

condenced milk is a fucking loser

by Ldrago125 September 10, 2020

consense

to reach consensus.

The Math Matters Champions need to consense as to the role of a champion.

by Ms. PBL CSA September 26, 2009