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cocker_ my friend , mate , pal.
Alright cocker, {or even alright cock} means alright mate? how are you? I have seen some {possibly} American posts on here saying cock/cocker is a rude name or derogatory term, it may be overseas but here in our nations capital {London} its a traditional way to hail a dear friend.
by A London girl November 19, 2018
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Deeply Concerned

An expression used in PR, especially political, when the person or organization is expected to care about a situation and comment on it, but:

1) They don't actually give a shit, because the situation in question isn't particularly relevant to them, but it is politically imprudent to say that outright.

2) They definitely will not be doing anything about it.

Has become a generic response to any negative situation the person/organization is asked about but cannot or would not actually be concerned at all about.
Reporter: Mr. President, how do you feel about the plight of double amputees in Micronesia?

President: We are deeply concerned for the well being of those brave individuals.
by Hagen von Tronje December 16, 2012
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Cocker Docker

A large floppy-like penis
Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker
by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012
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post concert depression

the feeling of ultimate sadness of going to a concert and not knowing what to do with yourself after because life feels so empty when ur not looking forward to that consent
“why’s ariella so sad”

“bro u didn’t heard? she went to a harry styles concert last night and she’s having really bad post concert depression
“o shit”
by a r i e l l a 😌💞🤑🥶 December 14, 2019
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Concert Cuckold

a.The individual (usually male) holding a girl on his shoulders at a concert to facilitate her "flashing".

b. Degree of which being proportional to the amount of photography and strangers copping a feel.
Dave held his wife Mary-Sue on his shoulders at the Lynard Skynard concert so she could flash the band. The crowd all took pictures and felt her up. Dave was a really big Concert Cuckold!
by GunslingerX February 17, 2009
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post-concert syndrome

The condition developed by some concertgoers after a concert which causes them to feel the urge to buy the entire artist/band's discography and obsess over every detail of their history. This condition typically lasts 1-2 months after the concert, or until the person has acquired everything associated with the band.
Ryan: Hey, what's with Bill?
Dave: He just got back from the Van Halen concert. He's got post-concert syndrome.
Ryan: Oh, that explains having Panama on repeat for the past 6 days.
by C. Hunter May 3, 2012
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Post Concert Depression

Post Concert Depression; otherwise known as PCD,

The feeling you get straight after/the day after/up to 2 months after you go to any concert.

Symptoms include:

1. The desire to relive the concert
2. Thoughts similar to "They were right there!" or "I’m never going to see them again!"

3. Emotional pain when listening to the artist's music

Post concert depression can last up to a week, depending on the severity of the concert. However even after a long time, listening to the artist's music may cause a relapse.
"I have such bad post concert depression after that You Me At Six concert!"
by the one who says hi July 12, 2014
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