-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.katerina).
by vincentttttt April 16, 2008
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Someone who hoards electrical or charging cords. Generally a dad or neighbor who has a box of random cords from appliances or electronics that may or may not still be useful. They are unable to throw any cord or charger away, because "you never know when you might need it!"
Friend #1: I just found an old boom box and I want to play my mixtape on it, but the batteries are dead.
Friend #2: No problem, we can look in my dad's garage, he's a coarder and he'll have something we can use to plug it in.
Friend #2: No problem, we can look in my dad's garage, he's a coarder and he'll have something we can use to plug it in.
by PopTart13 October 25, 2023
Get the Coarder mug.One of two public high schools in West Hartford CT, the other being Hall. While Hall students will always insist that both their academics and athletics are far superior to Conard's, this is simply false. Conard has outperformed Hall in athletics for nearly a decade in a row. Conard also has higher average SAT scores than Hall. In fact, the last time Hall performed better, we still thought trickle-down economics was a good idea, and the USSR still existed. Conard is ranked as the third best public high school in CT, whereas Hall is ranked as the 10th. Hall seems to negate all of this evidence, insisting that they are better in every facet, however as evidence suggests, this is simply not the case. Notable Conard alumni include Jack Sonni, a former base guitarist for the Dire Straits, Jimmy Shea, a 2002 Winter Olympics gold medalist, Matt Sinatro, a former Major League Basball catcher and first base coach for the Chicago Cubs, and Marcus Camby, a former Denver Nugget and 2006-2007 NBA Defensive Player of the Year.
Person 1: Hall High School is better than Conard High School.
Person 2: How so? Conard has superior academics and athletics?
Person 1: It just is man.
Person 2: How so? Conard has superior academics and athletics?
Person 1: It just is man.
by Hydroxeon January 9, 2017
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by jaki January 18, 2004
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the wrong way of spelling conrade this is often mispelt by people.
a term often used by communist wannabes spelled in an archaic language
the wrong way of spelling conrade this is often mispelt by people.
a term often used by communist wannabes spelled in an archaic language
Though Felix , the wannabe air cadet, would pass as a communist in speech. He'd fail in typing when referring to Mao as "conrade" because he clearly cant spell.
by ak March 8, 2005
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1.of or pertaining to a relationship in which one person is physically or mentally RETARDED and the other person is psychologically dependent on the first in an unhealthy way.
1.of or pertaining to a relationship in which one person is physically or mentally RETARDED and the other person is psychologically dependent on the first in an unhealthy way.
by snotty1983 April 13, 2010
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