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Coitophobia

guy- hey.. your hott
chick-your hot too!!
guy-wanna have sex?
girl-no way.. I have Coitophobia.
guy-oh..
girl-yeah..
by kooldude699 July 10, 2006
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Coprophobia

1. PLUMBERS BEWARE!
TOILETS MAY CONTAIN SHIT.

2. Coprophobics love piss.

3. Constipation is immenent. be careful out there.

4. You definitely wont want kids.

5. If you dont get over your Coprophobia soon and take a shit... You're not going to be a happy camper.

6. They made toilets for a reason.
by Rick James' Dog January 19, 2009
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Campophobia

The act of disliking people whom act camp.

It is common for someone who dislikes a camp persons behaviour to be criticized for being homophobic, particularly if the person behaving camp is homosexual. However more often than not, it is not that the person dislikes that they are homosexual, it is that they do not like the hightened, over-the-top, feminine behaviour. Rather than a person being wrongly criticized for being homosexual, the term campophobia can be used.
I'm not homophobic, I'm campophobic.
I have campophobia, not homophobia.
by JackLainer February 7, 2015
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Cryptophobia

Those who are users of Fiat currency and have a distrust and misunderstanding of Cryptocurrency. These individuals can be Cryptophobic if they are unable to dismantle their bias for Central Banking currencies and see Crypto for what it can be.
Googling "Is Bitcoin a bubble"; "Is Bitcoin a Ponzi"; "Bitcoin is a scam"; if youre googling these things or if these things run through your mind you might be afflicted with Cryptophobia.
by TheSmallTownSwagMan June 10, 2018
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Courtophobia

Fear of going to the court, some people may slump upon the mention of taking them to the court for trial
e.g Dino Melaye has courtophobia anytime he is called to court for trial
by Fezzo September 15, 2019
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Courtophobia

An abnormal fear of court proceedings, often exhibited by persons accused of embezzling public funds. It mostly manifests as an inability to stand properly, being very likely to lose consciousness, or various forms of severe pains.
Having been diagnosed with chronic courtophobia, the judge allowed Melaye to make use of crutches while the trial lasted.
by Punocracy September 15, 2019
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Compuphobia

The fear of technology becoming more powerful than the human mind.
Have you heard? The new iPhone G64 came out!
Almost everyone has one except for John.
John has compuphobia.
by ColeslawProductions January 29, 2014
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