Cumpooter

1. Poor spelling of the word computer
2 When after anal sex a man ejaculates into his partners asshole and his partner lets out a giant fart that sprays the semen everywhere

1. Person 1: d00d i wish mah cumpooter was faster

Person 2: it computer dipshit
2. Man i love it when Steve and I make a cumpooter but the clean up is just terrible.

by PolPots September 16, 2011

Compoopter

1.A computer that is either made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing

Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much games and music

by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006

compooter

Slang for computer.

Some guy: Bruh look at dis compooter
Some other guy: Whoa cool m8

by Flameteor September 28, 2017

compluter

Its jus anutha word for computer !! But sounds more interestin

Aite, im bored, im off on the compluter

by ~*~ BaZ ~*~ February 19, 2004

compooter

A device whose sole purpose is to be destroyed by software.

The compooter you are using will self-destruct in 10 seconds.

by see-crit August 9, 2003

Compooter

When you re so angry that your computer is being stupid so you take a giant shit on its keyboard.

FUCK GODDAMNIT COMPUTER! FUCK IM GOIN TO TAKE A GIANT COMPOOTER ON YOU

by ANONYFUCKINMOUS January 20, 2014

compooper

a compooper is a computer that is really shitty, or a cute way of saying computer.However, your computer is not a compooper if its a Mac.

"Dude, your computer isn't a Mac?"
"Na dawg, its a Dell."
"Oh shit man, you got a compooper."

"What ya doin cutie"
"Im on my compooper tehe"

by B-Zang June 15, 2007