Ain't no complaints

When there are no complaints to be had or something good happens this phrase can be shouted

"there's no homework"
"Ain't no complaints"

by Pickupthatpencil January 8, 2020

Complaint Rock

A genre of music that only the most depressed or lonely teenager would ever want to listen to. Heavily celebrated by Gen-X posers.

Glum: "Death Metal for Jesus' s new single 'Life Sucks and Then You Die' is the best"
Shoegazer: "You're stoopid! 'Too Drunk to Fuck' by Dead Kennedys will always be the best song ever!
Norm Al Rocker: "Why do you listen to Complaint Rock? Aren't you sad enough as it is?"

by HAFSNT August 31, 2016

complaint-feminism

not related to true feminism. Blames men for all that's wrong in the world. Does not believe in facts or logic. Often a millennial.

Person 1: I get paid less than every man in my firm.

Person 2: You've worked here for 2 months. Everyone else worked here for 5 years.
Person 1: But the complaint-feminism blog told me I should have equal pay.

by D_O_HARAMBE January 18, 2017

file a complaint

A euphamism for defecating, which is sometimes humourously regarded as a form of silent protest.

Matt arrives late to dinner.

Matt: Where's Scott?

Bob: He didn't like the starter, so he decided to 'file a complaint'.

by Cr4k April 17, 2006

wayne's complaint

The sick feeling you get in your stomach after being kicked in the balls.

Dear lord man, your going to have some mad wayne's complaint after that kick in the nuts

by Jorpy12 June 19, 2006

Portnoy's Complaint

A disorder in which strongly-felt ethical and altruistic impulses are perpetually warring with extreme sexual longings, often of a perverse nature...

Portnoy's Complaint. Best. Book. Ever.

by Ben Finkel October 7, 2005

Complaint box

Another word for butthole

Put it in your complaint box.

by Lowkeygangstershit April 15, 2022