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asshole comparison

An informal logical fallacy in which one arguer compares the unpleasant activities of another to her/his own more favorable circumstance. For a comparison to fall under this fallacy, the arguer must both act like the situations are the same and make the other person feel bad about their own circumstance.
Arguer: "You think it's bad being an actuary? Yeah, try being an baby animal cuddler who has no allergies whatsoever."
Other person: "Bullshit! Asshole comparison!"
by ethical.breakdance January 4, 2010
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Comparison Culture

A societal phenomenon in which individuals habitually engage in the practice of constantly measuring themselves, their achievements, possessions, and life circumstances against those of others. This pervasive tendency is fueled by the prevalence of social media, advertising, and the ease of access to others' curated narratives, which can lead to feelings of inadequacy, envy, and anxiety.

Comparison Culture often fosters unrealistic standards of success and happiness, as individuals strive to match or surpass the perceived achievements of their peers, acquaintances, or even celebrities. This can result in detrimental effects on mental health, self-esteem, and overall well-being, as the relentless pursuit of comparison tends to overshadow one's own accomplishments and unique life journey.
Comparison Culture makes me feel like I'm never going to be as good as anyone else I see on social media.
by SpinningHeart September 28, 2023
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Miranda Comparison

Comparing two things which are obviously not alike.
*whilst scuttling along the floor*
Person 1: I feel like a crisp!
Person 2: Dude, such a Miranda comparison.
by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme September 19, 2011
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Atkin Comparison

Comparing the playing of music to food. Named after the nearly-famous conductor, Alan Atkin.

Not to be confused with the Atkins diet.
Conductor: I want some dark chocolate violin notes!
Players: That's a real Atkin comparison!
by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme September 19, 2011
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exaggerated comparison

the act of useing an obsine amount of something as an act of comparison
(dude working at a construction site) Dude why did you cut the board 2 inches short. (supervisor walks up) More like like 50 yards short. (other guy) Now thats an exaggerated comparison.
by Mr. Get It Done July 18, 2009
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Hot By Comparison

When an unattractive girl appears hot due to being surrounded by even less attractive girls.
Guy: Dude, she's a total butterface!
Other Guy: Yeah man, but she's hot by comparison!
by bigdc October 28, 2011
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Comparison

Hym "You are more concerned with me engaging in comparison... That you are with the constant discomfort... In my fucking skull... My brain... Does not feel good... I swear you are the absolute fucking worst. My... Brain hurts... I don't need to stop comparing things. I'm not fucking 'gaslighting myself with my ego.' This is a deranged attempt on your part to obfuscate reality. And letting you continue to do this is completely undermining your profession. This explains LITERALLY all of the mental health problems. All of them."
by Hym Iam November 3, 2024
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