complinsult

A compliment that can easily be mistaken for an insult OR a compliment that is intended to be an insult. Usually said in a sarcastic tone and uses one's positve attributes to patronize and or demeen.

You look less fat than ususal.

by Daryl&Ryan Terry August 27, 2005

Facebook Complainer

Someone who uses facebook for the sole purpose of complaining about his or her life even though their problems are minimal compared to that of society.

Jake: My life sucks and nobody likes me. All I do is play video games and get on facebook.

Rodney: Dude, people have it a lot worse than you do. At least you have internet access and gaming systems. All you are is a facebook complainer. Shut the fuck up and quit feeling sorry for yourself cause no one else does.

by preparation_H August 13, 2011

Chronic Complainer

A person who wasn't raised to know that nobody likes a whiner, and gave him/her pretty much anything they wanted to shut their whining hole. They are immature, self-entitled, melodramatic, high-maintenance, and call constant undeserved attention to self, because when they were growing up, their parents enabled their shitty behavior rather than putting their foot down.

Parents, when you tell your spoiled, whiny kids that, "No means no." and to either shut the fuck up or go to their room, you're not being mean. You're giving your children the gift of knowing how to behave appropriately, so everyone won't drop them as a friend, dump them as a partner, ignore them as a coworker, not take them seriously as an employee, and so on when they are adults.

Person 1: I dumped my girlfriend last week.
Person 2: You ok?
Person 1: I feel better than I have in years. There's finally joy, meaning, pleasure, peace, hope, happiness, and goodness in life again.
Person 2: You were dating a chronic complainer, weren't you?
Person 1: Yup, and she's not my fucking problem anymore. Thank god.

by Hazelwudi July 8, 2020

complainer

a complainer is someone who excessively complains yet is well aware of it. they loudly notice/complain about what everyone else secretly complains about. they merely speak for the multitude.

A: "You're such a complainer."
B: "Be glad."

by Parissa October 2, 2006

complinsultment

a statement which on the surface seems to be a compliment, but has an insult buried in the middle of it ... it must consist of three parts: the initial compliment, to put the listener at ease ... the second part slips in an insult, catching the listener off-guard ... and the third part closes with another compliment, leaving the listener a little confused and wondering what just happened

"You look very nice today. That's a hideous shade of green, but it looks pretty good on you." ... an insult, buried between two compliments, is a complinsultment

by flodrab August 17, 2011

Ain't no complaints

When there are no complaints to be had or something good happens this phrase can be shouted

"there's no homework"
"Ain't no complaints"

by Pickupthatpencil January 8, 2020

Anus Complainus

Pseudo-Latin, pseudo-medical term for gas (farting, not the fuel).

I had a bunch of Guinness last night, and today I'm suffering from a bad case of Anus Complainus.

by P McP January 29, 2009