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comatoast

getting so toast the night before that you are in a coma like state in the morning
Nik: "I didnt get home from the club till 4am, then I smoked a joint and went to sleep. there was no way I was waking up for work at 7am, I was comatoast"
by last-call August 20, 2011
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Compoasty

When you drop your roasty toasty it decomposes and the toasty becomes compoasty, then the roasty toasty becomes ghosty and dueto that you boasty and invite all your friends over which makes you the hoasty, but to ensure that no one gets lost on the way to the party that you are the hoasty too you ned to place a signposty.
Harvey I dropped my roasty toasty, it will now become compoasty.
by compoasty man April 23, 2019
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Corntoasts

Ah corntoasts!
by Corntoasts October 24, 2019
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cocktoaster

Someone who toasts cocks (inside their butt).
Oren, you dirty cocktoaster!
by Erok May 30, 2006
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cocktoastin'

When one's penis is either too close to an open fire...or entirely too snuggled beneath layers of clothing inappropirate for the current temperature. When the penis is externally hot...sweaty.
Martha asked Walter if he was OK and he replied, "No, silly bitch, I've been sitting too close to that filthy campfire and I think I have cocktoastin'. Ouch! Find me some salve, you whore!"
by Coots Punk Kendrick March 28, 2007
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Comatoast

The only satisfying food you can be bothered to make the morning after you drank yourself into a coma. Can taste like the perfect hangover cure.
I had to have my Comatoast this morning. Last night was a crazy night. What happened?
by iBrowz-- October 18, 2008
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Comatoast

The state of coma following the mass consumption of delectable bread.
Your mom's banana bread has me in comatoast.
by Makeempray November 11, 2015
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