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commuter dan

an extremely deep yet sarcastic, cynical, and intelligent person who likes to untag himself on facebook. often causes laughter and has facebook profile pictures that are literary allusions.
did you read commuter dan's article? it was so deep and he got a 19/20!
by residential emily & lena July 8, 2009
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Tell-ya-commuter

Different then a work from home telecommuter, a tell-ya-commuter spends every moment of their work commute talking on their cell phone with a relative, friend, or neighbor about whatever random mundane subject pops into their mind.
Although they had no reason to talk, Jim could expect a call from Dave every day at 8:07AM as Dave became a tell-ya-commuter on his way to the office.
by PoorDavid May 30, 2016
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committing the robbery

when you hookup with someone elses boyfriend/girlfriend, or date
Vinny- "congrants on my sloppy seconds bro"

The Situation- "I was committing the robbery"

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by a&p hustla March 12, 2010
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committed bachelor

A man going his own way, living for himself, declaring autonomy and rejecting the expected traditional role as protector and provider for the modern woman who increasingly insists she is independent and equal while demanding more money, privileges and programs from the government and other institutions.
John is a committed bachelor because he refuses to get married to any of his girlfriends.
by Autonymous August 23, 2014
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Commitment issues

Someone who fears commitment especially in a romantic context.
by Trinityavenue April 8, 2022
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Non-Committal Grunt

A short, indifferent-sounding grunt whose meaning far exceeds the audible expression.

The non-committal grunt is neither a refusal nor agreement; rather, it prompts continuation of the conversation without exposing your position. It can also be used in lieu of the Yup, especially those cases where you want to avoid inadvertent agreement.

Can be employed as a more politically correct version of whatever or pfft.

When deploying the non-committal grunt, one must understand that they are stating the following:
“I hear you and acknowledge that you have stated your position and are expecting a reply before continuing; however, at this juncture I am not committing to subscribing to your point of view.”
“Lol, the chick was going on & on so I tuned her out, and after a while I realized that she was looking for some type of response so I just gave her a non-committal grunt & she kept yapping - that worked just fine
“You are the man!”
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII October 17, 2009
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committed non-relationship

the relationship status of a couple who break up because they don't want to be long-distance, yet still talk every day and both plan to "see how things turn out"
The girl was hitting on Dino, but he was in a committed non-relationship with Jessica, and would never cheat on her.
by malberry August 31, 2012
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