Confused Jouster

Medieval term used to describe the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position. Used prior to the invention of the word ‘cowgirl’.

Forsooth, friend Catesby! Yon wench passed the previous evening in my chambers where she attempted a manner of copulation quite astounding. As she crouched astride my manhood, I could only imagine the poor woman to be akin to some sort of confused jouster mounting their steed in reverse.

by EvilBiscuit June 17, 2013

comfuzeled

Anouther word for confused. It provides a more slang term to make it sound better.

We had a big math test today. Shit, all the questions got me confuzeled.

by Andre May 2, 2005

I’m confused

A phrase brianna uses way to often, is more like a lifestyle

Wait I don’t get this I’m so confused

Brianna: “I’m confused”
Kiersten: “when are you not”

by Gummy bears are great March 25, 2019

racially confused

Someone who doesn't know anything about their own race and so they decide to show sterotypes of another race in hopes that they can be accepted.

An african-american who does not know anything about his background so he then decides to follow sterotypes of the asian race and then soon becomes an asian therefore becoming completely racially confused

by Micheal Vendetta August 3, 2008

sexually confused

someone who doesn't know if they like guys or if they like girls or if they like both

john fucking norris is sexually confused

by Lauren Becker September 18, 2006

He a little confused but he got the spirit

A quote from American sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air which has since become a meme response to when someone has apparently tried to do something positive or well-intentioned, but with little success or while failing to entirely understand the thing they are trying to support.

Social media post: let's not send our navy seals into another pointless conflict!
Reply: yes, war is barbaric, and just look at their cute little whiskers!
Person: he a little confused but he got the spirit

by falsetokaiba May 24, 2021

CompuServe

A one great ISP before the time of the standard Internet browser. Then after the AOL acquisition the entire ISP of CompuServe became a piece of junk to make people switch to AOL.

"I should upgrade to CompuServe 2000 so I can get access to all of the Internet! Wait...AOL wants me to switch to them? Random disconnects? WHY AOL MUST YOU DO THIS!!!!!!????"

by Toreris Falern February 16, 2012