White boy comebacks.

Comebacks that every white boy uses.

"BRO WHO EVEN ARE YOU?" - Edgar Algeria
"That was such a white boy comeback."
"He's the king of White boy comebacks. bro."
White boy comebacks. are unfunny comebacks in an argument.

by Yurrruie October 5, 2022

comeback days

The few days or week after a break up where you make sure you look your best in front of your ex to let them know what they're missing.

comeback ex moving on

Hannah: Stacy why have you been looking so good these past few days?!

Stacy: ohh you know it's the comeback days !

by TReees01 April 20, 2014

Stairway Comeback

After being the target of an insult or diss, the recipient is at a loss for words & has no comeback. On the way out of the building walking down the stairs they think of a great comeback they SHOULD have used.

Insulter: “You think you’re hot shit but you’re nothing but a smartass.”
Recipient: “err… I’m gonna leave now”
**on the way down the stairs**
Recipient thinks “Damn! I should have said that being a smartass is better than being a dumbass....
Grrr another opportunity lost with a stairway comeback"

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 23, 2008

comebackability

The quality of being able to make a comeback, or to come up with witty replies quickly.

Sara couldn't think of a proper comeback quickly, her comebackability wasn't high at the time.

by sm4rta March 26, 2020

Superhuman comeback

When a wrestler, usually a babyface, no-sells his opponent's offense, usually after several minutes of being dominated. This tactic usually sets up the finish and victory by the face wrestler. The most well known example of this Hulk Hogan and recently John Cena.

"Three RKO's! That's gotta be it!"
"No way, man. Here he comes with that superhuman comeback."
"FUCK!"

by punkasswalrus December 10, 2009

Costanza comeback

A phenomenal comeback to an insult, that arrives in your head only 30 minutes too late. Coined from George's antics in the "Jerk Store" episode of Seinfeld. Frequently encountered during the car ride home from somewhere and in more extreme cases while in bed the night after getting humiliated.

After getting caught ingesting pounds of shrimp in a meeting a coworker tells George that, "the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp" To this shaming George has no reply. Then on the drive home he comes up with a Costanza comeback, "well the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you!"

by mikey mcgillicutty June 16, 2007

comeback

The art of replying to an wordinsult/word with a witty word, statement or sentence.

Well at least I don't fuckarse!

by wormstrangler April 4, 2003